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what some people jack off to
a video depicting an art student's performance, in which she opens a can of expired Spaghetti Os, rubs them on her shirt, and proceeds to finger herself while urinating in a can
drawing a picture of Jonathan Frakes smashing Patrick Stewart's mouth while Brent Spiner takes a dump on his chest
cuz he's so smoooooth
feeling like Smooth by Rob Thomas and Santana would be the perfect soundtrack for a short film of Jonathan Frakes peeing on Patrick Stewart's scalp while Brent Spiner takes a dump on his chest
being slain by wet orgasm shampoo
being slain by a smooth swamp ogre
that it seems like Smooth by Rob Thomas and Santana has become the new All Star by Smash Mouth all of a sudden
being shaved by two hordes of barbaric yellow dwarves
hordes of barbaric yellow dwarves
believing you can touch this guy
believing you can fly
it's easy to grasp
Jerry Sandusky Colon A Year After Double Hand Transplant Nine Year Old 'Can Do More Than I Imagined'
Zion Harvey Colon A Year After Double Hand Transplant Nine Year Old 'Can Do More Than I Imagined'
fuck marry kill, Belle Gunness
fuck marry kill, Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle
Stephen King's The Edging
the edging
edging
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(5) what some people jack off to
(32) that Kento's birthday passed a week ago and you didn't even have a chance to make him a sandwich
(1) believing you can fly
(2) fuck marry kill, Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle
(2) punching Sister Beech
(1) fuck marry kill, Harambe, Binti Jua, Jambo
(2) wondering what the worst thing anybody has ever written is
(4) fuck marry kill, eighteen year old Kento, twenty eight year old Kento, thirty eight year old Kento
(1) swimming in the same tank as Kento
(2) sleeping in the same bed as dago
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (98)
I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship (37)
that Kento's birthday passed a week ago and you didn't even have a chance to make him a sandwich (32)
still only seeing black, white, and blue (30)
the actress (29)
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