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Clifford Celebrates Hanukkah
Oscar the Groupon
arguing over the cost of your dumpster sexual services with Leonardo DiCaprio and Oscar the Grouch
arguing over the cost of your bathroom sexual services with John Hagelin
arguing over the cost of your sexual services with John Hagelin
Hagelin said that while the number of murders had increased, the number of brutal murders had decreased
those puppies of women probably lick themselves
being unable to stay mad at puppies of women
those puppies of women probably like themselves
those sons of bitches probably like themselves
goddamn youth element
wondering why cold brew fans would be worried about a little risk of botulism, given their penchant for leaving moist foodstuffs sitting around for protracted periods while they ride around junk shops looking for authentic old crap to hide in their beards
Netflix yanks a kid's huge penis after finding a hidden episode of show
fuck marry kill, dickgirl Maya the Bee, Pedro Pony, Clifford the Big Red Dog
honestly wondering what kind of person the makers of Death Wish coffee are aiming for, because you doubt that a very high percentage of cold brew coffee drinkers want their cofee TO THE EXXXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Netflix yanks episode of kids' show after finding a huge hidden penis
Kento's elaborate parody of the Jackson's "Scream" music video wherein he plays the parts of both Kento and Kenta Ikeda and the chorus is "keep Eiffelin' me, just keep Eiffelin' me, makes me wanna scream" as he floats around being octuple Eiffel Towered
"Dirt Whisk, Eh" Coffee Recalled Over Possible Data, Eh
"Death Wish" Coffee Recalled Over Possible Death Risk
drawing a picture of Larry Page being Eiffel Towered by Andre MMM and Big Boi
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(1) fuck marry kill, dickgirl Maya the Bee, Pedro Pony, Clifford the Big Red Dog
(2) he was only nine years old so I doubt he caused much damage
(1) never having had a boyfriend, as you are a heterosexual male, although that doesn't explain why you've never had a girlfriend
(2) realizing that none of the birds that have become memes on the Regret Index taste very good
(1) having a concept for an audio book series in which you actually read the book in real time, just not out loud, and offer the resulting audio unedited for sale, but not living anywhere quiet enough to do it even if you still had the means to record it
(1) filthy experiences
(1) that your support of and fondness towards the homosexual community gets mistaken as homosexuality by the straight one
(2) being poor and buying lottery tickets regularly because shit, it's not like Richard "My island burned down so I had to forego holding models for nearly ten seconds" Branson has any to spare that wouldn't be terribly missed
(1) liking to know where you got the notion
(2) wondering why big red dogs hold such great appeal for humans that, say, big red cats don't
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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