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Mooches are more likely to autonomously dumpster dive
Loner Sims dislike having the "Woo!" interaction from Party Animal Sims used on them
Neurotic and Insane Sims Can "Talk About Conspiracies" with other Sims
Olive Savage Garden
at least I'm trying to keep this marriage together
feeling like "fucking a dead gorilla" would be a great internet neologism for beating a dead horse
fuck marry kill, Harambe, Bokito, Shabani
looking forward to twenty thirty seven when the news cycles will be full of "people who were conceived the night Harambe died are now old enough to drink" pieces and long retrospectives about a dead gorilla
Pokemon Love In An Elevator and Edgin' In The Lift
Savage Olive Garden
Getting caught rummaging
fuck marry kill, Adam Savage, "Macho Man" Randy Savage, Savage Garden
Since male Sims carrying alien babies are not considered to be truly pregnant, they do not receive maternity leave or change into maternity clothes
Unlike other life states, mannequins do not have nipples
Note that pregnant Werewolf Sims are unable to savage OPPRESS
Note that pregnant Werewolf Sims are unable to savage
Vampire PlantSims can easily maintain their sunlight need with a sun lamp above their coffin
Vampires cannot drink Plasma from children, ghosts, mummies, pregnant Sims, SimBots, Aliens, genies, or imaginary friends in their doll form
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(2) laughing out loud reading Lolita in Italy
(6) she certainly did
(3) let's fly somewhere and find out
(2) impreganating Angelina Jolie
(2) black dwarves
(1) squandering your resistance for a pocket full of mumbles, such are promises
(3) finding out that you're rotting garbage from the amazing Regret Index
(1) fuck you, George Lucas, for teaching me that everything in the world is rotting garbage
(2) leaving your nuts out for tits
(1) I Love my whore famliy
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
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bottom regrets

using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
tits (0.0000)
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most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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most discussed regrets

tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (358)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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