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wondering what if feels like to live in an actual country whose wikipedia article is shorter than Dalaran's
piercing David Hyde Pierce's hide
wondering what drove the schism in WoW players that resulted in an entire page of different wikis, none of them Wikipedia, when you search "Dalaran wikipedia"
Doc Naked
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Bif Naked
singing out a lovely song under the pale moonlight
drawing a picture of Hillary Clinton being Washington Monumented by Bernie Sanders and the GOP elephant
wondering if it would be possible to ingest a dye which would concentrate itself only in the cells of your hair as it grows, without giving you scalp cancer
"and your savings are on fire because the pound is worth less and less every day"
also never having to listen to anybody who says "Tories are good with the economy" again, because you can now just say "austerity's meagre gains were wiped out completely by Brexit, from which we will not fully recover in your lifetime"
as your savings burn
that sure CETA's progress doesn't bode well for the immediate trade future of your own nation, but at least you'll get to watch as blustering political opportunists get deflated time and again
the whole CETA thing being amusing because there's no chance of it being ratified by all EU member states for years at least even if Wallonia would let Belgium sign, but it's being presented as a too good to miss bargain deal anyway
wearing a hoodie over your pajamas because you're too lazy to get properly dressed
really enjoying the fake orange taste of those soluble vitamins a little too much
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(1) hitting Big Jake
(1) bride fancier's lament
(1) bird fancier's lung
(1) "terrible" China, "totally corrupt" Mexico, "a total mess big crime" Germany
(1) Nens "Hasty" Chrideen, of the Great Empire of D'C'Naa, he
(2) I voted for Camel McCamelface
(2) Elmo porn
(1) Let me hear the sound you'd make if you were slashed in half by a sword
(1) liking your women like you like your steak, blue
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
telling the Philippines authorities that Kento is a drug mule (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (356)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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