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putting penis in your guacamole
putting pee in guacamole
wondering how many exhibits the Museum of Throaty Urinals has
Nun Fights at the Museum of Aural Girth Toy
evolution must be spinning in its grave
having a portion of your brain set aside for the song "No Scrubs",and another portion set aside for the song "No Pigeons"
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I told them that museum would be nothing but trouble
Gunfight at the Museum of Your Thirsty Anus
Gunfight at the Museum of Oral Anus Thirty
Gunfight at the Museum of Art Lain Thru Soy
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there's a new Mexico
while the kids are out gettin' their nits picked we can have our own private cootie call
I can't figure out why I got to deal with you
electric word, life, it means forever and that's a mighty long time
really needing to get some Odinsleep, isn't it
really just wanting to move on with your life
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all I see is an Eiffel Tower of reams, real cum burstin' out of every seam (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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