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eating fire in paint hotels or drinking turpentine in Paradise Alley, death, or purgatorying your torso night after night with dreams, with drugs, with waking nightmares, alcohol and cock and endless balls
naming a place where big breasts mean big business
not being able to watch twitch without your computer overheating
on a scale of one to ten, how sexy is the underwear you have on now
taking it from me
not bringing enough for everyone
rubbing it in
darling it's better down where it's wetter
I haven't done cunnilingus in like three weeks and am feeling horny inside of France it's too dark to read
you should probably go in a plane or a boat or at least on a train under the sea
sorry everyone, I'm filled with sperm and suspect I may have become semelparous
calling it a bottle
I'm going back to France in a week and a half
oh three weeks boo hoo baby want his bottle
that's fine, unless you're saying you're in France
I haven't done cunnilingus in like three weeks and am feeling horny
inside of France it's too dark to read
wondering how things are going, outside of France
David and Patrick enjoyed docking immensely because of Patty's stretchy foreskin
I don't even have a tail
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
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your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
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telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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