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Pokemon Honesty and Tact
understanding romance but suffering under the twin yokes of honesty and tact
wanting to say she was a huge F#R#I#E#N#D#S# fan and probably sought Courtney Cox as the answer to her riddle, but aside from hair colour they didn't really share any great resemblance
not arriving until sometime in the nineteen hundreds
The One Where Monica Screws Around With Her Married Boss
falsely remembering seven nine eight five as something that had been written recently
apparently she was a fat kid, lost a lot of weight around the age of eighteen, and started screwing around with her married boss
I don't know who that is, at least I think I don't
lies make baby Jesus cry
wondering if this was the girl who was sexually abused, becaue that might tie in with her having had sex in so many places
you should have said Janice Dickinson
knowing the relationship was going nowhere when she asked which celebrity you thought she resembled and you had no idea
dating this girl about twelve years ago who delighted in listing all the places she'd had sex, in a kind of mock contrite way, or possibly to try and arouse, but never really caring about what she said
the One Legged Pakistani Girl had nothing to do with me
it doesn't count unless her leg grew back
that sounded like I was bragging when it really makes me feel dirty to think about it
I've gone on a generative shooting spree in the parking lot of a strip mall, if you know what I mean
going on a murderous Graf Spee
going on a generative shooting spree
I'm usually less coherent than that
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
listening to Chinese Japanese English hip hop (1.0000)
being a little in love with Egg Girl, you really need to spend less time online (1.0000)
not being able to use a star to abbreviate Homestar Runner with the Regret Index syntax (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2758/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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