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drawing a picture of Kento smearing peanut butter on his genitals in the hold of an American Airlines jet while Simon the Giant Rabbit freezes to death
that your sibling is taking like a billion years to get out of the bathtub, and you really got some stools to deposit here
the death of Simon the giant rabbit
freezing all the peanut butter
getting all the way to the hugest dump before you found out it's always closed wednesdays, you got stools to deposit here, it ain't considerate of the local refuse collectors
getting all the way to the dump before you found out it's always closed wednesdays, you got stoolies to deposit here, it ain't considerate of the local refuse collectors
inserting three kilograms of batteries into your urethra
topping for Elias Ashmole in Eli's Asshole Colon It Belongs in a Museum
bottoming for Sir Walter's Cock in The Bride Of Hammermore
"This," thought Lovel to himself, " is a famous counterpart to the story of Kelp on this syde"
world which had the popular religions that also were the most copied ideas world wide, like how Rome completely copied greece
Macedonian PVC
You have a contract to deliver this show to us, and you will continue to deliver the show as best you can on schedule or we will sue you
Corinthian leather, I'm walkin' here
getting in a time machine and going back to when a series of screen shots blending Ricardo Montelban as Khan Noonien Singh and Ricardo Montelban as Mr Roarke would've made a kind of ok joke about de planing
United Airlines is investigating the death of a giant rabbit which was being transported on one of its planes
the unit of "kilogram" isn't even defined "internationally" with the accuracy needed to distinguish the masses of the battery before and after
the death of Kristyna Martelli
When not dressed as an ape, the north London father of two is a policeman
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(2) freezing a lump of peanut butter in secret, just to see what would happen
(1) sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm
(4) Donald Trump's lawyers have argued that protesters "have no right" to "express dissenting views" at his campaign rallies because it infringes on the US President's First Amendment rights
(1) putting a little false foreskin on your penis when you disguise yourself
(2) losing your dinosaur at a Virginity Jr concert
(2) voting yes or no on this regret
(3) not actually knowing what happens with menstruation in Star Trek, like is there a magical pill you take and it just stops or what
(1) seriously craving some Burger King, but not trusting the one by your house since he asked if you have a sister and whether she was "fun"
(3) def twins homo menage
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
banging a Tim Burton heroine (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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