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getting annoyed at people you don't even know
all that cheese
that there are no tiny elephants to keep as pets
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reading the prologue
all that indecision
trying that new soap that made your skin break out
doing all those drugs
not showering for a week
having a mental illness
your caffeine addiction
you have no idea how alone you are, Garfield
cutting off Nantucket
Powerful Snowstorm Buries New England, Cutting Off Nantucket
knish, yum
you can be either a fairy or a queen, it's wide open
this isn't going to stop until pictionary bans the word "windmill"
shiny Muk
MOINK balls
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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