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hott nooking up with le hom when you had the chance, eh
BROILING the Harambe killers
grilling the Harambe killers
killing the Harambe gorillas
Funks go e y y man kill zucchini angst
walking through Marlborough with Mark Wahlberg
all Kento are fuckable, but some Kento are more fuckable than others
Kento that have fatter, gayer faces are considered more fuckable
Kento that have fatter, gayer faces are considered more beautiful
trying to bury those raped naked lady
trying to bury those naked lady tapes
buying that naked lady tapestry
Persian that have bigger, plumper faces are considered more beautiful
scoring franks in corkscrew fashion
F#R#I#E#N#D#S# did Jew stuff too
now you're making me want to watch F#R#I#E#N#D#S#
the episode of F#R#I#E#N#D#S# where Ross encounters a tedious, easily resolved problem and ends up screaming about it until someone else resolves it for him
fuck marry kill, Larry David, Dwayne Johnson, Cheryl Renee James
the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry David encounters a socially awkward situation and spends half an hour kvetching about it
SIDEWALK Your Enthusiasm
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(2) not hooking up with the mohel when you had the chance
(2) wanting to make Kento spontaneously combust for his birthday
(1) just now realizing that Madonna's "Like a Prayer" is about a blow job
(3) that the rachel is back, and she's reading all the regrets
(1) An American says she fell asleep with a headache and woke up with a British accent, cheerio
(1) Toook x Croog
(1) wondering how you feel about pony slash recipe incest
(2) wondering how you feel about father slash son incest
(4) using a messy recipe
(2) unfortunate product names
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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