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only knowing the name Yasmine Bleeth because of that F#R#I#E#N#D#S# episode where Chandler says "Yasmeeen Blith" a couple times
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believing that the first thing you masturbated to on the internet was Yasmine Bleeth
not even remembering the name
watching kind of a lot of Baywatch as a horny teen, or so you thought, but not remembering Nicole Eggert at all
putting Eddie in charge of your evenings and weekends
if I stumble on a regret that has like seven or eight votes on it and a perfect zero or one rating, I will sometimes vote until it makes the list, but I don't supervote
Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate
to be honest I thought you were doing it
something seems to randomly supervote regrets up or down periodically
walking around rent free
putting Charles in charge of your days and your nights
regardless, it definitely deserves to be there
wondering if "humping Jewel's bust" is a new bottom regret or if you just don't pay enough attention to it
humping Jewel's bust until she had a breastgasm
And even though we ain't got money, I'm so in love with you, honey
that mango
that meringue
that mange
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
humping Jewel's bust (0.0000)
fisting Go Ikeda (0.0000)
telling that girl in second grade who insisted that you were "the boss of her" to show you her vagina (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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