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still not knowing what noise an ostrich makes
it's miaow you like your children's entertainment
what if one of those eyes was not a seeing organ at all, but a euphemism
it's rough bark, rough
that there are few things more terrifying to you than staring into the eyes of a Nick Park character
it's award whinny
it's the gruntest show on earth
it's clucking amazing
it's moo rish
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not being able to wish upon a star to obtain your heart's desires with the Regret Index idiom
not being able to use a star to abbreviate Egghunt Waffler with the Regret Index syntax
being a little in love with waffles, you need to spend less time online
insulting turkey jerky in Turkey with a jerk
eating turkey jerky in Turkey with a jerk
two rats fighting over a courgette that has fallen into a urinal
Shrek XL XXL
XXXIX, do do do do doo de do do do do
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
listening to Chinese Japanese English hip hop (1.0000)
being a little in love with Egg Girl, you really need to spend less time online (1.0000)
not being able to use a star to abbreviate Homestar Runner with the Regret Index syntax (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2758/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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