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reader, I gave him a backstage pass
only intending to fuck Twelve Inch Daning Jar Jar but ending up marrying him, you size queen
fuck marry kill, Twelve Inch Daning Jar Jar, Eleven Inch Bowing Oskar Schindler, Eight Inch Out of the Box Darth Maul
landing in Lapland with Lynda La Plante
Daning Jar Jar
Sex shows where eighty percent of the lead actors are out of work after Rihanna tweets about it
TV shows where eighty percent of the lead actors have red wikipedia links
Tattooed Teenage Alien Fighters from Beverly Hills
fuck marry kill, Gandalf, Magneto, Serena
fuck marry kill, Count Dooku, Saruman, Francisco Scaramanga
fuck marry kill, Professor X, Captain Picard, Gurney Halleck
wondering whether Gandalf's sleeve matches his staff
short people, and by the way, screw you, so
fuck marry kill, Randy Newman, Paul Newman, so
he had no reason to live
the death of Verne Troyer
boning Professor Alice Roberts
a gay assed, fat oriental
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(2) wondering whether Grover's carpet matches his drapes
(7) that you'll probably see Twelve Inch Jar Jar Binks next week
(1) X Men Burgers and Fries
(1) that regret number twenty nine on the old regret index was "X Men Three" with a hyphen between X and Men but it can't be replicated because hyphens are not allowed now
(3) living in sin
(3) drawing a picture of Kento being Bussard ramscooped by Geordie and Scottie
(1) only having one cup
(2) getting out of my dreams and into Myke Hawke
(1) I think you'll find it's unfeasibly large Richards actually
(1) drawing a picture of Eminem fellating Grand Moff Tarkin who evacuates his bowels in his "moment of triumph" if you know what I mean
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
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keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
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turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (358)
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your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
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