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welsing Jewel's fuggers
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all those dicks slammed into her whatnots and all
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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not being Kento (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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