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thou shalt always kiss
thou shalt always kill
drawing a picture of Kento being el tip vexed by Chris Lydon and a walrus
drawing a picture of Kento being expletived by Chris Lydon and a walrus
disinterring Oscar Wilde's corspe and fucking the eyholes of his skull on a reality show in order to violate him like he violated young boys, it's called Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
as for this job, well, not that I have a choice, but, expletive it, I quit, meow
Two Gays In Kento Pizza
Two Guys From Quantico Pizza
decimalizing one pie for no real reason
all my tubes and wires and careful notes
decimating ten pies for no real reason
making all those pies for no real reason
thinking of your sigmoid colon as a perfunctory nod to a neighbor you don't really get along with when you take your garbage out to the curb in the morning
thinking of your anus muscles as a puckering kill
being as American as mom and apple pie and kissing my ass
that the correct response to "apple pie" is not "kiss my ass"
thinking of your rectum muscles as a firm handshake
adjusting to a normal sleep pattern broadly in step with your timezone and societal norms, then snapping the fuck back to awake all night for no particular reason
god dammit, Kento
thinking of your anus muscles as a puckering kiss
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not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
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watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
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