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when a girl changes from "I like big butts and I cannot lie" to "let's move in together" then she's old enough to abseil into the House of Lords
when a girl changes from "I like girls with big boobs and glasses" to "I like watching girls with huge cocks take shits on my wife's face" then she's old enough to give her heart away
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ripping Myke Hawke off
when a girl changes from bobby sox to stockings then she's old enough to give Myke Hawke away
when a girl changes from bobby sox to stockings then she's old enough to give a warty hare, eh
when a girl changes from bobby sox to stockings then she's too old to give her heart away, signed, Roman Polanski
for money
when a girl changes from bobby sox to stockings then she's old enough to give her heart away
bobby socks
bottoming for David Bummy in Underwear Pressure VII
photoshopping all those images of David Bowie with a huge arse for that David Bummy tumblr you never made
Santa Claus is comin' to
he knows that it's me they've been comin' to
life is a crab beret
looking out for glasses, big big glasses
big lass savings
big lasses
big glasses
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(3) that the concept of telepathy and telekinesis is so common in science fiction, even science fiction of the "harder" sort, yet there is absolutely no mechanic outside of pseudoscience to explain how they function
(1) drinking alone during the day
(3) the new episodes of Lasagna Cat
(1) that you should always eat balls in pairs
(1) fuck marry kill, Gene Hackman, Gene Hunt, Gene Talia
(5) fuck marry kill, the Rat Pack, the Brat Pack, the Frat Pack
(3) Currently, the phrase 'Brit Pack' is often used to describe any disparate group of young British actors and actresses of rising prominence
(1) getting a raw blow from Rob Lowe
(7) wondering who Tabitha on regret two zero six eight was and how she found the index
(2) hi kento
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
that I'm afraid the pretzels are no longer complimentary, Mr Bond (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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