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gathering magical colons to play Magic Colon The Gathering
creaming Jewel's coconuts
only you have the Magic Colon The Gathering technique
only you have the magic technique
ours is the sky and wide open range
being invited to sleep in heavenly piss
watching Catch Twentytwo with Sean Connery and twenty two cats
it looks like Kento be wack
it looks like Kento's off the hook
Mastermind of Pakistan school attack ID'd as militant known by 'Slim'
coffee, cake and kingfishers
no backsides
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Rumpel fucking Teazer
Mungo fucking Jerry
Killed not by clowns, this Padawan
all you want for Christmas is your two front teeth
stuffing Jewel's chestnuts
that ol' chestnut stuffing
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that the killer what took me is entitilitis (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
licking Danish remoulade off of Chris Lydon's erect penis (0.0000)
sprinking chocolate chips on your beloved's breasts as you knead them (0.0000)
The Curious Cans of Benjamin Buttocks (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2335/0.5073)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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