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reticulating splines with Chris Pine
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She says that even though he's borderline retarded, can't nobody bang her walls like him and then the music comes on and then they make out
This bizarre subplot about Danny abusing this poor, wafer thin androgynous woman only further supports the self loathing queer theme of the episode
causing bloat in the girlfriends of smugglers and being filled with fried gluten
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checkmate, medical science
drinking water and peeing constantly to avoid gout
you're going to get gout
going to the store and coming back with all the pork butts, asparagus and crappie they had
eating the bootylike groceries
daring to keep all your dreams alive
being the booty like groceries
eating the booty like groceries
it makes its way in the world today or else it gets the beer again
bottoming for Dickson Poon in Dickson Poon's Dick's in Poon VII
dicks in poon
Myke Hawke is a graduate of the Dickson Poon School of Law
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