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Harambe, blown away, what else do I have to say
fuck marry kill, Wedge, Biggs, Porkins
wondering why anyone would ban ducks from traveling
Supreme Court has option to duck travel ban ruling
using the word "rifletastic"
signed, Crying Hayden Christensen
real talk, I'd take MMXVII Rachel Bilson over the crushing emptiness of life alone in your late thirties any day
tired of his shit
she's just tired
real talk, Rachel Bilson's face is fucking messed up
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the chimpanzee out of a zoo trope
tricking a primate into shooting another primate
shooting her left one until she had a dead gorilla
killing the Cincinatti gorillas
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that's face down, ass up, Porkins
setting tits in sofa calk position
humming vibration was produced when air flowed over the cilia in a male's inflated neck pouch
Myke Fuckerbee
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(6) drawing a picture of Luke, Wedge, Biggs, and Porkins making a trench run on Kento
(1) setting s foils in attack position
(1) People got their local newspapers for next to nothing in exchange for allowing girdle ads to infiltrate their brains
(2) seeing an ad that you truly have no fucking idea what it's trying to say
(1) I have a very plastic sex unit erection
(2) I have no frame of reference for a coffee can
(2) I don't drink coffee
(6) I have very unrealistic expectations
(3) BSjWOVis
(1) fuck marry kill, dickgirl Maya the Bee, Pedro Pony, Clifford the Big Red Dog
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
forgetting to feed your klinoppe (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
doing Harambe jokes eighteen months later (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (357)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (70)
not getting circumcised (63)
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