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It's F#ckin' Late with Dave Coulier
it was a lesson
wondering where you drove
replacing the meat in your anus lately with cucumber
being so depressed by that ship shaped crater filled with cymbals that you decided to create a needlepoint bird to go in front of it, but everyone said you didn't need to besew gong hole a bow tit
there's no team without meat
replacing the meat in your sandwiches with Kento
replacing the meat in your sandwiches early with cucumber
Chris Cringer
Urethra Franklin
getting into Kento and driving him for a couple of hours starting in about ten minutes
getting into a car and driving it for a couple of hours starting in about ten minutes
wondering if this is Margaret or Frenchie
sometimes there are days when I feel like I don't have a partner, sometimes I feel like my only friend is bottoming for Myke Hawke in City of Anals, lonely as I am, together we cry
sometimes there are days when I feel like I'm just way over head, like I'm not qualified to dream up titles for imaginary gay porn films
dancing with Myke, hawk to cock
dancing with Myke, crotch to crotch
dancing with me, crotch to crotch
dancing with me, Koch to Koch
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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feeling iffy from lithium (1.0000)
forgetting how to brake on an icy bridge and consequently totalling your reliable and beloved car (1.0000)
not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000)
your recent accomplishments leaving you feeling spent, used, and broken into smithereens, rather than joyous, celebratory or purposeful (1.0000)
having no way of knowing whether a new friend, a sweet but chaotic nutter, is alive or dead as of this morning, and having to wait thirty six hours to find out for sure (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
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