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it's a dream that's growing cold
trying to use ebay to gague how much Elly Jackson's pilfered scanties are worth, but finding only "buy now" prices that range from fourteen to a hundred and thirty dollars
furiously petting the dogs over stolen scanties
Chris Gaither was home alone "petting the dogs" on Wednesday morning when he heard a noise upstairs
ellicit iven
I'm a fuckin' bromo dragonfly
the ellicit thrill of underwear jacking
bromo dragonfly
illicit even
the ellicit thrill of underwear theft
unaccountably arousing regrets
stealing Elly Jackson's scanties from the communal laundry room
better than pictures, even
Elly Jackson in her scanties would be pretty great
the ingrained habit of thought
being mature enough to understand the inherent sexism of lad culture and feeling that this tarnishes any cameraderie you ever felt via the "lad" experience, but at the same time feeling that pictures of Elly Jackson in her scanties would be pretty great
only because I'm buying so many copies
Shalom Life, with its still controversial Shiksa Centerfold, is still going
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(2) Kate Upton losing her extremities to frostbite
(1) they're the worst
(4) wondering what the official butt rape tune of the Trump campaign is
(4) going to the mall and seeing a ten foot high poster for The Huntsman Colon Winter's War that had a huge picture of Liam Gallagher or whatever the fuck the name of the star is, and his "armor" appeared to be made of the same leather as women's purses
(5) eating moldy chocolate
(1) confusing hanukkah with bukkake
(2) wondering how a kid could possibly earn pesos
(4) that you like your women like you like your coffee, male
(1) wondering which will prove the better movie, Teen Wolf Too or Mr Magorium's Whorehouse and Toystore
(3) tell me your skype
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (4566)
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Kento (4240)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (4121)
not getting circumcised (4091)
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