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Steve Harwelling Jewel's bread
killing her beautiful left one until she was waffletastic
waking up with a headache which is nothing to do with eating too much sugar last night
I Have No Lips and I Must Balm
starting a joke which started the whole world crying
I Have No Mouth and I Must Smash
Ah, Mom's Tush
voting yes when you meant usually
being smashed and mouthy at a Smash Mouth concert
sad hello's and mad high lows
just a little fuckin' dragonfly
like a dragonfly
it's like ten thousand Steve Harwells when all you need is the sharpest tool in the shed
hailing ants named George with George Antheil
wondering who will start the bidding war between Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller for the rights to Steve Harwell's post career career
he's not the sharpest tool in the shed
Steve Harwell, the bad boy of the county fair circuit
Steve Harwell, lead singer of Smash Mouth, delivered a performance that wasn't exactly family friendly at the Norwalk Oyster Festival on Sunday
promising it to me
promising me the sea
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(2) that a duck walks into a pharmacy and asks for some lip balm, prompting the bartender to ask "cash or charge" regarding the duck's payment method, to which the duck responds "just put it on my bill"
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(4) having never seen The Karate Dog, or any of the sequels, or the remake
(2) shooting Jackson C Frank in the eye with a pellet gun when you were a kid
(1) shaving a twelve inch gungan
(1) fusing Jennifer Lawrence with Jennifer Garner
(2) having to get up in five hours
(1) a cum fart tsunami of Edward Snowden
(1) a landslide of Edward Snowden
(1) feeling like you've really missed out on the smartphone era by not having sex and putting it in cloud storage like a normal person, but consoling yourself with the knowledge that some guy probably had a good look through your webcam without you knowing
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
insecurity (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
having beautiful breasts (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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I would want to bang Jewel if I were not in a relationship (35)
that we can post actual imgur links to comments now (20)
I'm the stranger thrilling an A bra (10)
that the comments here came back (10)
seeing a car with HOO on the license plate and feathers on the mirror (9)
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