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hell is other people's allergies
deciding to just make a Victoria sponge with spices and pumpkin puree, but forgetting the chocolate chips and having to leave out the nuts because someone who's going to eat it has allergies
not being able to work out if this chocolate pumpkin layer cake is going to be fucking huge or not
drawing a picture of Doug Richard, Cliff Richard, and Max Clifford arguing about how they would divide up a thirteen year old girl then the sun comes up and turns them to stone
digging your dick out of Doug Richard
Doug Dick
playing Dungeons & Dragons with Doug Richard
electropounding your penis
Ex Dragons' Den star Doug Richard denies paying child for sex
Sean Connery's wife charged with Spanish a sex hippy transport fraud
she was asking for it
she's going to get such a beating
Sean Connery's wife charged with Spanish property tax fraud
Mississippi man 'stabs penis trash after they fail to offer mad shit odor'
Mississippi man 'stabs his parents after they fail to order him fast food'
in for a penis, in for a pounding
you're at cream of wheat with Peter Gabriel and anger walks in
James has a revolver
James "Revolvers" McLain
Annie Oakley
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(1) in for a penny, in for a pound
(1) going bananas at a CE Ape gig
(5) I get called by a guy that can't buy a pair of pants, I get called names
(1) thinking that Balkanization in the Balkans was inevitable due to their name
(1) going all the way to Butts County and not even meeting the Count of Butts
(2) guessing that the broad premise of Holy Hal is that a three hundred pound man falls in love with a three hundred pound woman, but he sees her as a nine hundred pound woman and helps her achieve those gains
(3) rape
(1) rook takes buttocks, check and mate
(1) turtle ships
(1) reading comments on the internet anywhere, ever
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shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
insecurity (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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being a minimalist (3915)
Kento (2709)
turtles (2194)
your boobs buying food on ebay (676)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (673)
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