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finding it pretty tricky to get into vignettes
I want another slammer!
the offspring of Gaia, born from the blood of the castrated Uranus
the fattest mime you've ever imagined
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portant le monocle de mon oncle
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towerers of Eiffel
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all I see is an Eiffel Tower of reams, real cum burstin' out of every seam (1.0000)
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gangnam style (0.9982)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12560/0.9789)
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turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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