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jilling Kento off
tricking somebody to fall in love with you because you respect him or her
Being dumped by your dignificant other, only to accidentally STRIKE THEM DOWN WITH VENGEFUL LIGHTNING moments later
we were angels
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beeing sucha bad spellr that evryone on the regret indix nose you r an imbisell
having a huge throbbing erection r,ight now
eating a huge marshmallow
being cruel to Kento
being cruel to be kind, but not for free
Mighty Jill Off
being cruel to be kind
jilling off
jacking off
being born after Freddy Mercury died, but before Jean Luc Picard was born
reading The Original of Laura in Tehran
killing yourself
wondering who we would eat first if a plane carrying all the regret index regulars crashed in the Andes
making cum cheese
having anal cancer
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(1) Being dumped by your dignificant other, only to accidentally STRIKE THEM DOWN WITH VENGEFUL LIGHTNING moments later
(1) wondering who we would eat first if a plane carrying all the regret index regulars crashed in the Andes
(1) jilling off
(2) that most abstract art ends up looking like sexual organs
(12) that it is possible for one of the regret index regulars to die, and then nobody here will ever know it and we'll just think "oh, I guess he slash she just got sick of all the regrets about cum and Kento and song lyrics and stopped coming around here"
(1) being born after Freddy Mercury died
(2) psychics
(1) spoilers below
(1) Flash! ahhh ahhh!
(3) that you can understand hating Whedon, and it's a stretch but you guess you could understand a dislike for Fey, but hating both at the same time just seems unnatural
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making up statistics about fridge deaths, but not bothering to write them down and forgetting them (1.0000)
spending ten minutes to make coffee this morning and forgetting to drink it (1.0000)
playing furcadia (1.0000)
having nothing, I mean literally absolutely fucking nothing, to do (1.0000)
trying to use ebay to gague how much an item is worth, but finding only "buy now" prices that range from fourteen to a hundred and thirty dollars (1.0000)
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breastfeeding (0.0000)
managing to resist the perverse curiosity to see TwoGirlsOneCup, so far (0.0000)
tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (0.0000)
Allison Iraheta being voted off American Idol (0.0000)
christmas (0.0000)
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taking the hugest dump (1316/0.8772)
not hooking up with Ryan (641/0.9203)
memorising every Star Trek episode (423/0.1296)
that it took Ryan like a year to get the Regret Index back up again (411/0.7370)
not starting that final paper sooner (403/0.8519)
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