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Children cannot take the vine cake that the Cowplant offers, but may be able to play with it and milk it
the death of AutisticBlot
the death of TotalBiscuit
the mere suggestion that Ryan would fuck Kento, even with you mom's dick
watching Kento get Eiffel Towered by Ryan and Jaylala
the impossibility of a budgie
the impossibility of trying to shop for obscure computer parts on a budget
the impossibility of trying to shop for obscure computer parts on a smartphone
watching Jaylala wear Kento
not voring Jaylala when you had the chance
watching Jaylala vore Kento
the death of Tiahleigh Palmer
bottoming for the Walrus of Oz in Swallow the Yellow Brick Road VII
you need to spring for a pool
there's insufficient space in the shower for the animation to play
yeah, he WooHoos with Chris Lydon in the shower at least once a day, but I can't get the "Eiffel Tower" option to appear
you need to install the WooHoo Deviancy pack
that you made Kento in The Sims III and the only thing that seems to want to do is "Make Inappropriate Forum Post" which makes you suspect the game may be sentient
pruning the hedges to make the tree look bigger
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(5) repeating your mistakes
(1) blowing up the kid
(1) that cheesecake is disgusting
(1) that her ears look pretty big in that too
(1) beating your wife
(1) having improbably dinosaur sex with agenty fiftyseven
(1) not knowing if you have a boyfriend or just a boy who is going through all the motions
(1) hey guys, remember Jaylala
(1) making a gif of Bulbasaur getting a bulb job from Heracross while Pikachu looks on
(5) laughing out loud reading Lolita in Italy
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
regrets about pony blowing (1.0000)
keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
not voring Jaylala when you had the chance (0.0000)
sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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most voted regrets

meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
Kento (2760/0.9993)
hey guys, remember Jaylala (2705/0.9975)
turtles (2608/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
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tricking a straight guy into dating another straight guy (358)
turtles (291)
your boobs buying food on ebay (109)
the death of Sylvia Browne (71)
not getting circumcised (63)
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