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that "duckling" literally means "small duck"
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(5) living down the street and around the corner from a day care that happens to be next door to a sex shop
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(1) they used cheap razors
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(3) that geese look weird up closes, especially if they have their beaks open
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giving up your pets for the sake of a partner (1.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12075/0.9999)
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