T-Rex: Are you happy with your life? IF SO, STOP LISTENING! I am talking only to UNHAPPY people who would like a little more happiness, please!!
T-Rex: Excuse me! I KNOW YOU'RE STILL LISTENING, HAPPY PEOPLE!!
Dromiceiomimus: Man, these happy people won't take a hint, will they?
T-Rex: They certainly won't. And because of it, I can't talk in confidence to the UNhappy people!!
Dromiceiomimus: Do happy people TRULY ruin it for the rest of us??
Utahraptor: Hah! I bet you'd like to say something about THAT, happy people!
T-Rex: But you can't!!
T-Rex: Because if you DID, you'd have to admit that not only are you happy, but you're HAPPY to ruin things for the rest of us!
Utahraptor: God, they're the worst.
T-Rex: Just the absolute worst!!
Off panel: There, now we hurt their feelings and THEY'RE unhappy too.
T-Rex: SUCCESS
