T-Rex: In French, each noun is either a boy or a girl, which means you've got a 50% chance of making a mistake that does not impact the ACTUAL meaning of your sentence, but which still makes you wrong. This is how French says "screw you" to every student of the language.
T-Rex: That's right! I've finally confirmed what we've all suspected!
T-Rex: And French isn't the only dick here: most Indo-European languages have gendered nouns too. We don't have infinite space in our brains, and speakers of these languages are forced to use up precious neurons remembering whether the moon - THE MOON, ladies and gentlemen - is a boy or a girl. SPOILER ALERT: it's a dude to the Polish and a chick to the French. Woo hoo. Hey, hope you didn't need to remember where you put your keys!
Utahraptor: Did someone just fail a French test?
T-Rex: If you're asking if I failed to care about imaginary moon sex organs, then YES.
T-Rex: Man, why don't we give everything a sexual orientation too while we're at it? From now on, the moon is gay! The Earth is heteroflexible, and the moon: 100% SUPER HOMOSEXUAL.
Utahraptor: So it's a lesbian to the French and a gay dude to the Polish?
T-Rex: YES. THIS IS WHAT WILL MAKE SENSE TO THEM.
T-Rex: Attention, world! This started out as sarcasm but now I'm honestly 100% behind the idea of a gay French moon!
T-Rex: To be honest, I HAVE ALWAYS HAD MY SUSPICIONS.
