T-Rex: There's billions alive today, and a NOT-INSIGNIFICANT percentage of them have seen the 1985 Michael J. Fox vehicle "Back to the Future"!
T-Rex: (For this next bit, pretend I'm talking to a guy named "Scott.")
T-Rex: That's great, Scott!
T-Rex: (Okay I'm finished talking to Rhetorical Scott now.) The PROBLEM, however, is that this means that billions have ALREADY thought about and commented on the movie. Like, LITERALLY billions.
T-Rex: Any opinion I have on the film is going to have to follow them!
Utahraptor: It's infinite monkeys at infinite keyboards, but just about Back to the Future!
T-Rex: EXACTLY!
T-Rex: What is there left to say? What new insights can I POSSIBLY hope to glean from further study and analysis? What virgin soil could ever remain?
Utahraptor: If you think THAT'S bad, Shakespeare has been more popular than B^F, and for WAY longer.
T-Rex: FRIG
Narrator: MEANWHILE IN TUDOR ENGLAND:
T-Rex: Shakespeare, Hamlet should say "I guess you're not ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it."
Off panel: forsooth! stop trying to get me to plagiarize the 1985 michael j. fox vehicle "back to the future"!
