T-Rex: The Goose That Laid The Golden Eggs: a famous fairy tale! Dude famously gets a goose that lays gold eggs!
T-Rex: Or DOES he?!
T-Rex: Because I'm a savvy customer, and I've been ripped off too many times before not to know the VERY important difference between "chocolate filling" and "chocolatEY filling."
T-Rex: The first is chocolate, and the second is cheap artificial crap that's just there to fool you!
Utahraptor: My God. The goose always laid goldEN eggs, not gold eggs!
T-Rex: EGG-sactly.
T-Rex: They weren't gold! Plus, folks'll be like "oh, why'd you paint this otherwise normal goose egg to make it golden? I'm making an omelette and so I only care about the egg's contents, so I won't pay extra for this." They're worth one eggsworth, and that is IT!
Off panel: So dude selling her eggs as if they're solid gold is the TRUE villain of the story!
T-Rex: ...Though he kills the goose out of greed at the end of it, so I guess he always was.
Off panel: Still!
T-Rex: Still!!
