T-Rex: Worried about how to start a conversation with strangers? Sure you are!
T-Rex: LITERALLY EVERYONE IS.
T-Rex: But we are cursed to be members of a "social species" where we're not allowed to just hang out with just the four people we like until we all die - ideally all at once so that we never have to talk to a stranger ever again - so you're gonna need some strategies.
Utahraptor: A great one is to ask questions!
T-Rex: Exactly! Questions like...
T-Rex: Utahraptor, what's the worst thing you've ever done?
Utahraptor: T-Rex, do you truly think your parents would be proud of you?
T-Rex: Utahraptor, does it get easier to be you, or is it always like this?
T-Rex: There: three new things to say to a stranger! I actually think that first question is a great one, but SOCIETY disagrees.
T-Rex: ...As does everyone in the dentist waiting room that I've ever asked it to.
T-Rex: *sigh*
