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coming from a universe that had a #batteries not included sequel
Vera Coking later attributed her victory over Mr Trump to "the Fix Its"
Mr Trump, with the help of the city, tried to use eminent domain against the woman, Vera Coking, when she refused to sell
A dark blue stone resembling a diamond was found at the scene
Bill Clinton unloads on Bernie Sanders
cutting off a groin hourly
cutting off your dong hair
When he fuck me bad, I take his ass to Steak n Shake
if he fuck you good, take his ass to Red Lobster, if he fuck you bad, I'm not really sure, something about elimination, I guess just yell "You're fired!" at him
When he fuck me good, I take his ass to Red Lobster
Drill My Gay Stepson!
fucking your Penn State date like a decade early and then not showering off
fucking your Valentine's date like a week early and then not showering off
fucking your Valentine's date like a week early and then not showing up
as if preparing to order a big plate of sardines
that "I am angry with you" and "I am in Kodiak all weekend" are the same silence
Record Holder Profile Video Colon Kurt J Mac and the longest journey in Minecraft
wondering whether Ted Cruz would sooner pay Donald Trump a heartfelt compliment than Donald Trump would suck Ted Cruz' colossal prick
get it
booking your Valentine's date like a week early and then not showing up
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(1) cutting off a groin hourly
(3) cutting off your long hair
(2) Drill My Gay Stepson!
(7) wondering if using pinto or black beans in chili will make it taste any different than chili with kidney beans
(1) horse to meet you
(1) they were both convinced that the innocuous looking, state run Milk Marketing Board and Egg Marketing Board were actually the enemies of freedom
(1) watching Perfect Body and feeling like it would have been improved by a scene in which Andie attacks a mirror, believing she is a bag of Doritos, mortally wounding herself just prior to winning Olympic gold
(2) Which Leonardo DiCaprio Character Is Your Soulmate
(2) that pictures can be hung, but people are always hanged
(1) eating two huge slices of beef pizza
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
not being able to make things right (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
arresting a king in his own palace (0.0000)
using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
Kento (2759/0.9993)
turtles (2607/0.0004)
the death of Sylvia Browne (2431/0.0004)
that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
breasts (1440/0.0135)
taking the hugest dump (1324/0.8725)
gangnam style (1118/0.9982)
not eating out Kento (744/0.0000)
not hooking up with Ryan (678/0.8840)
hey guys, remember Jaylala (472/0.9704)
memorising every Star Trek episode (434/0.1557)
that it took Ryan like a year to get the Regret Index back up again (419/0.7335)
not starting that final paper sooner (417/0.8513)
mixing beer and liquor (417/0.4201)
eating those nachos from the boardwalk (411/0.4579)
dating the wrong girl (404/0.5371)
dating a much older and recently divorced man (402/0.6441)
ever working as a web developer (402/0.3168)
the inevitable slope towards death (398/0.4869)
discovering webcomics (398/0.0722)
staying up Monday night to watch Heroes (396/0.5439)
staying in bed on a nice day (395/0.5079)
that all the other regrets were lost forever (394/0.6868)
not asking her out again, when she would have said yes the second time (393/0.7128)
not googling The Underfold (393/0.2554)
kissing him (389/0.2864)
changing your Facebook language to Pirate English (388/0.3625)
that last cup of coffee (387/0.3416)
reading the Twilight Saga (385/0.6396)
signing up for Twitter (385/0.1992)
eating a sandwich that was past its expiration date (383/0.4647)
myspace (382/0.8014)
dating someone you work with (381/0.4305)
staying with him even though I don't love him (380/0.8403)
that ryan had to seek advice on twitter for his Xwindows problems (379/0.5072)
saying I'd do literally anything for her (377/0.6182)
painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (376/0.1789)
growing up (375/0.5370)
being born too late for tall ships, and too soon for space ships (375/0.8166)
caring what other people thought (375/0.8051)
giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (375/0.1885)
Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (374/0.2389)
learning to play the xylophone (374/0.0543)
missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (373/0.2400)
being sucked into the teenage world of alcohol when I had much less problems when I was alcohol free (371/0.3592)
saying yes to a long distance relationship that was doomed from the start (371/0.7324)
pushing my way to the front, when they keep the good stuff 'till last (370/0.6618)
not studying (369/0.7335)
milk (369/0.1935)
Graduating college with a useless major (369/0.4795)
discovering fourchan (368/0.5294)
push (367/0.3689)
not leaving her before she became completely dependant upon me (365/0.7829)
going to law school (364/0.5217)
dropping your iPod Touch and saying "Damn, that was an expensive iPod touch" (364/0.5949)
dating a close friend (364/0.3789)
dropping out of college (364/0.5217)
skipping work because the computers have Facebook blocked (363/0.3750)
playing World of Warcraft (360/0.5630)
taking a creative writing course online (360/0.4407)
giving up eating mammals (358/0.2460)
saying "I don't know, I kind of like Katy Perry" (357/0.5420)
going vegan (356/0.3816)
sleeping with the boss' girlfriend (355/0.3721)
rating regrets instead of working (353/0.4459)
that this thing doesn't cycle through all of the regrets when you're on a voting roll and you keep voting on the same ones over and over again (353/0.9045)
telling the boss what you really thought of him (352/0.3942)
mayonnaise (352/0.4892)
late night text messages (352/0.3827)
nothing (351/0.2421)
opening new cider (349/0.1077)
signing up for World of Warcraft (349/0.6838)
eating that piece of candy you found at the bottom of your purse or in your pocket (349/0.3214)
joining the military (349/0.9623)
going to a track meet (348/0.3605)
not making a killing selling your Wii on eBay when you had the chance (348/0.5141)
waking up this morning (347/0.2954)
Stephen Fry not saying hello to you on Twitter because he's swamped with other people (346/0.5082)
having sex with that influenzad pig in Mexico starting this whole Swine Flu thing (345/0.6190)
telling you the truth (344/0.3071)
subscribing to an actual, paper, newspaper (343/0.3676)
getting back together with him or her (342/0.5893)
making friends with the girls I should've had sexy times with (341/0.6423)
getting married too young & to a complete loser (340/0.6786)
saving money instead of traveling (340/0.4716)
overdressing (339/0.4826)
never skydiving (337/0.5038)
hardly revising for my Spanish Oral, but I regret bothering with it at all even more (336/0.7200)
drinking another beer (336/0.4093)
getting drunk alone, then leaving ten minutes before my friends showed up (335/0.7565)
buying a Playstation III (335/0.5179)
sexy times with a friend (335/0.2570)
letting that guy get away with cheating just because you didn't like his girlfriend very much (334/0.5313)
alienating so many of my relationships that I am actually looking forward to leaving my friends behind when I leave school (333/0.5266)
spelling "dependent" incorrectly (333/0.6709)
buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (333/0.2320)
not checking the toilet seat first (333/0.8690)
drawing a webcomic (332/0.1947)
eating the whole bag of cookies even though you're not hungry (332/0.6851)
using incorrect grammar or spelling in your regret listing (331/0.7500)
not pulling out (331/0.4609)
Saying yes to him when he asked you a second time (331/0.5508)
not meeting that famous person before they die (329/0.6322)
buying a Mac (329/0.2027)
the internet (329/0.2293)
going to grad school (329/0.4810)
flash games (328/0.3639)
reading that "Family Circus" strip (326/0.7643)
not backing up my data (326/0.8897)
choosing perl as my language of specialization (325/0.5690)
sitting in classychat all day and getting no work done (325/0.6176)
visiting this website (325/0.1656)
everything after the age of eleven (325/0.3036)
not applying to more grad schools (325/0.4750)
dating someone much younger (323/0.2474)
the thirteenth shot (323/0.6891)
failing your exams (322/0.7988)
your last fast food dinner (322/0.4314)
losing your virginity to the wrong person (321/0.3716)
Grad school (321/0.2336)
falling in love with two people and then having to choose (319/0.7862)
spending so much time on the regret index (318/0.4225)
regrets (318/0.7179)
eating too much at Thanksgiving (317/0.2836)
ever signing up for this class (315/0.7073)
quitting and going back to World of Warcraft EIGHT TIMES (313/0.6667)
putting academics before your social life (313/0.4113)
Standing up for a wedding you want to fail (313/0.5500)
not kissing her (313/0.6553)
cheating on a girl you only later realize was The One (312/0.7111)
kissing that boy in Ithaca (312/0.2885)
coming out of the closet so late (312/0.6970)
shaving your privates (310/0.3946)
that recent regrets are the only ones you can click on to say if you regret it or not whereas the top, bottom and most voted sections take you to the results MAYBE I REGRET ONE OF THOSE REGRETS TOO (309/0.8308)
not going to the gym (309/0.6690)
reading For Better or For Worse every day for years (307/0.6309)
packing light (307/0.3171)
not believing her when she said "I'm a worse person than you are" (307/0.7143)
watching Heroes till the bitter end (307/0.6024)
pulling an all nighter (307/0.3431)
assuming my good friend was "just being really friendly" with my girlfriend (305/0.7407)
experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (305/0.2065)
being too drunk to notice a fractured limb (304/0.6604)
horribly overreacting to your crush finding a personfriend (304/0.7348)
repressing memories to avoid wincing all the time (304/0.3333)
trying that exotic food (303/0.1544)
watching Spanking the Monkey (302/0.6122)
flirting with somebody other than your significant other (302/0.2882)
spending to much time on the internet (301/0.6526)
staying in college (301/0.0879)
saying "nucular" when you meant nuclear (301/0.7589)
lying when I said "I love you" back (300/0.7973)
telling everyone Finding Nemo is your favorite film (300/0.3173)
not being a dinosaur (300/0.7842)
saying "yes" (299/0.4380)
going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (299/0.0433)
devoting your life to her so she could break off all contact with you (298/0.8286)
underdressing (298/0.5111)
boning a zombie (297/0.4819)
continuing to sleep with a guy who'd already called you ugly (297/0.7719)
moving on to that new relationship before you were over the last one (296/0.5500)
only that you have but one life to give for your country (296/0.2340)
dying (296/0.5789)
sleeping in and being late (292/0.6171)
choosing Computer Science as a major (291/0.4051)
line dancing while drunk (290/0.2500)
cooking hamburgers on my engine block (290/0.2632)
drinking delicious lemonade (290/0.0951)
not saying at least "hello" (289/0.8959)
having a second helping (289/0.3127)
not going to see the Fleet Foxes in a small club when you had the chance (288/0.4725)
missing that concert (288/0.7880)
that i used my mom's dildo (287/0.5517)
asking them out (286/0.2770)
getting a new laptop only to realize it doesn't have Firewire (286/0.4615)
watching TV DVDs instead of going to bed only because the people are really good looking (285/0.4765)
going to your drinking party for work (285/0.4048)
getting into firefly (285/0.1126)
using the last of the milk (285/0.3651)
going to graduate school (283/0.2614)
accidentally inviting people to have a threesome in your car and then having to excuse yourself (282/0.6875)
giving away my last beer (281/0.4491)
deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (281/0.2867)
not just taking the easy way out for a freakin' change (280/0.5887)
crying when I shoulda played it cool (279/0.7476)
eating the tempura even after your asian friend sent his back because it looked bad (279/0.7097)
watching an episode of your favorite childhood cartoon as an adult (279/0.3566)
boners (279/0.1156)
Biting fingernails (278/0.5622)
not backing up the laptop's harddrive sooner (278/0.8255)
procrastinating (278/0.8099)
playing videogames instead of revising for exams (277/0.6170)
risking going for a poop despite the small amount of toilet paper and then running out before youre done (277/0.8883)
getting a liberal arts education (277/0.2500)
putting very smelly lotion on your hands (277/0.7793)
learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (276/0.2328)
commenting on the current regret, only to realize you accidentally commented on the previous regret (275/0.7167)
trying to get her to break up with you (274/0.4421)
defending the bullied kid (274/0.0769)
not telling everyone about the regret index (274/0.6244)
being scared of my feelings (273/0.7402)
choosing Turtle Tamer over Disco Bandit (273/0.5283)
looking for sunglasses on your head (273/0.5269)
falling in love (273/0.2400)
selling my NES (271/0.7009)
Zuda (270/0.5750)
not buying gas until the last minute and then discovering prices have gone up (268/0.8036)
going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (267/0.2424)
staying because you were feeling really tired (265/0.4598)
being harsh in letting down an admirer (264/0.6705)
dinosaurs (264/0.0466)
not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (263/0.2500)
saying the word "hottie" (263/0.4660)
following Stephen Fry on Twitter (263/0.2192)
losing the vitality of youth (263/0.8366)
forgetting to take the money dispensed out of the cash machine (262/0.9434)
regret index greatest tits, Kento (262/0.0115)
not finding more time to read (261/0.8686)
staying together (260/0.4302)
Dance Dance Revolution (259/0.3842)
watching that film (258/0.4910)
not telling the truth in the fist place (257/0.8531)
cheating on them (256/0.5811)
moving to another city where you don't know anyone to take a job you aren't sure about (256/0.3444)
cornholing Willie Mays (256/0.0000)
procreating (255/0.3725)
not memorising every Star Trek episode (254/0.2705)
leaving (253/0.3021)
physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (253/0.1538)
studying linguistics (253/0.2308)
not being able to finish anything you've ever started (252/0.9239)
obama (252/0.1348)
lying (251/0.5792)
getting really drunk and telling your parents you kind of like the same sex (251/0.3784)
eating that last cookie (251/0.2747)
getting addicted to The Sims (251/0.5645)
deleting old google calendars before figuring out how to combine them into another google calendar (250/0.5862)
rhyming "girl" with "world" (250/0.6068)
passing yourself off as royalty (250/0.1500)
being a fatty (250/0.7103)
kissing (249/0.1116)
missing that apostrophe (249/0.7647)
getting drunk at a wedding (248/0.1579)
having meaningless crushes based only on your own emptiness and not on how smokin' the crush is (248/0.7000)
trying out fisting with your room mate freshman year when you both drank a few too many wine coolers (247/0.7073)
running away with the circus (247/0.3065)
accidently pouring balsamic vinegar on my salad when all I wanted was olive oil (247/0.5344)
thinking you'd get that internship without trying (246/0.7615)
reading a webcomic's entire archive in lieu of doing actual work (246/0.3810)
calling your webcomic "Awkward Fumbles" (245/0.4651)
messing up in court (244/0.7250)
eating the whole thing (244/0.5487)
popping wheelies with the boys (244/0.1275)
eating a candy bar instead of a real dinner (243/0.5446)
not actually knowing what a "Dear John" letter is (243/0.4412)
using the first person singular pronoun instead of the second person singular pronoun in your regret listing (242/0.7416)
deciding to get qualified as a high school teacher (241/0.3667)
marrying the hot, nice one but still thinking about the not as hot, cool one (241/0.6389)
not telling the truth in the first place (240/0.8512)
drunken emailing (240/0.5313)
kicking yourself in the crotch to prove it's physically possible (240/0.6167)
getting a little too drunk at that party (240/0.5926)
living a life dictated by your phobias instead of your desires (240/0.8766)
not doing that thing that all your friends did that one time (240/0.6505)
fry (239/0.1842)
pulling an all nighter to get work done and spending the whole night watching youtube videos instead (239/0.8519)
eating at McDonalds (239/0.7149)
buying a motorcycle (238/0.2121)
what could have been (237/0.7696)
failing (237/0.7108)
buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (237/0.1017)
laughing along, and not telling them what you really believe (236/0.8436)
saying no (236/0.5093)
not giving him or her your number (235/0.7000)
not getting a masters degree (235/0.5055)
never reading dinosaur comics in your life (235/0.5857)
Eating that second doughnut (234/0.3807)
putting that video up on youtube (234/0.3469)
knowing he was gay and still dating him (234/0.4390)
going to the gym (234/0.1524)
getting (233/0.2768)
eloping with a guy that turns out to be a werewolf (233/0.6197)
taking out loans for a masters degree (232/0.4074)
angry words put in writing (232/0.5685)
trying to get on a polyphasic sleep schedule (232/0.5692)
leaving college too quickly (232/0.6019)
using your real name (231/0.4631)
not saying "I love you" (231/0.5714)
telling the truth (231/0.3270)
giving that bum some money (231/0.2947)
not talking to her when her dogs came up to sniff you (230/0.7113)
saying yes (229/0.4427)
going back for seconds on dessert (229/0.2582)
answering that "Dear John" letter (229/0.4894)
seeing Crank II (229/0.3438)
having to travel overseas to get dumped in person instead of receiving a Dear John letter (229/0.8000)
spending the summer holidays in your bedroom, alone (229/0.6436)
cheating (229/0.5229)
not playing sports in high school (228/0.3073)
islam (228/0.3361)
studying Engineering, those gyroscopes and their rotating reference frames (228/0.3611)
coming to work this week even though it's pointless and you have nothing to do but think about your regrets (227/0.6444)
spending an hour commenting on these things (227/0.4935)
not telling her how you feel when you had the chance (227/0.8364)
rereading all the harry potter books (227/0.2462)
thinking I'd find a better job (226/0.3676)
not going out (226/0.7143)
watching vantage point (226/0.5833)
watching Borat (225/0.2681)
not learning how to drive stick (225/0.6846)
breaking up with my first love (225/0.2482)
not kissing more in high school (225/0.6887)
adding a new regret for which you were trying to search (224/0.4429)
spending hours, possibly days, watching everything your current celebrity crush is in (224/0.3684)
mismatching (224/0.3472)
not saying hello to someone (224/0.8486)
rubbing spider eggs into your eyes (224/0.8312)
trying those ultra spicy wings (223/0.3312)
concerning yourself with regrets (223/0.6995)
spending so much time watching Adam Sandler movies (223/0.6291)
not kissing that person you really liked when you had the chance before they became a world famous popstar who is now totally beyond your reach (223/0.8542)
losing two portable music devices in less than two months (222/0.8696)
not just taking what you can get, even if it isn't really love (222/0.3469)
pooping on a dog (222/0.2857)
Not assuming I was hot enough to get booty (222/0.8099)
earning a PhD instead of an MD (221/0.1935)
not breaking up with her before she broke up with me (221/0.6569)
staying up too late (221/0.5566)
fucking her up for life (221/0.6951)
filling out the comment form and comment field (220/0.3175)
eating tofu (220/0.2595)
getting into "Lost" (219/0.4133)
not being in the play (219/0.4795)
getting plastic surgery (219/0.4231)
using hint coins on that puzzle you knew the answer to (219/0.8000)
never doing anything worth regretting (218/0.5954)
watching mama mia (218/0.6234)
sleeping with my married friend (218/0.4516)
saying "I love you" (218/0.3182)
wasting all my free time playing MMORPGs that I will ultimately get bored of anyway WHY AREN'T I PRACTICING THE VOILIN INSTEAD (217/0.7368)
being a jerk to someone who was just doing their job (217/0.8284)
not brushing my teeth when I was younger (217/0.7758)
things your ancestors did to another people (217/0.4355)
answering a question without thinking about it first (216/0.8607)
getting it pierced (216/0.2941)
sleeping around (216/0.3077)
daylight saving time (216/0.5455)
forgetting (215/0.8462)
the loss of all the regrets from the old incarnation of the index (215/0.7551)
rudely correcting someone's grammar (215/0.4740)
not working on my homework (215/0.7172)
not becoming an astronaut (215/0.4497)
assuming it was obvious (214/0.8989)
not finding out if the attractive guy is gay or not (214/0.5455)
looking at porn at work on your boss's computer (214/0.3462)
bringing all the boys to the yard with your milkshake (214/0.3163)
starting smoking (214/0.5254)
buying a giant bag of haribo and caramel shortcakes and eating nearly all of them in one sitting (213/0.4815)
living abroad (213/0.1477)
saying 'boners ahoy' (213/0.1064)
realizing that you're living in the Matrix (212/0.4463)
reading typos in regret listings (212/0.7208)
assuming that she would change for me (212/0.8529)
being a stripper (212/0.3913)
not sleeping with you when I had the chance (211/0.7132)
proposing (211/0.3833)
not standing up for yourself (211/0.9144)
marrying him despite my parents advice (211/0.4483)
regret (210/0.6124)
getting caught (210/0.7308)
having sex with that totally crazy person (210/0.4175)
strangling a baby penguin (210/0.6308)
the metric system (210/0.1837)
the final episode of the Battlestar Galactica reimagining (209/0.3800)
staying with her even though you weren't attracted to her (209/0.6813)
getting drunk instead of studying for that exam (209/0.5047)
never making an appointment with that therapist (209/0.5071)
waiting too long before i told my parents off (208/0.5631)
not writing that paper (208/0.7386)
farting in class (208/0.5439)
believing it's not butter (208/0.4406)
bacon (208/0.1795)
not telling your grandfather you loved him before he died (208/0.8202)
not going to the bathroom before you left the house (207/0.9175)
ordering a spiciness level of hot instead of medium the first time you go to a restaurant (207/0.5704)
your failure to include a "that's not something I can regret because it did not involve me" button (207/0.5657)
letting them go (206/0.4497)
not asking her out, even though you know she'd say yes (206/0.8504)
not going zorbing when I had the chance (206/0.6875)
hooking up for sex on Craigslist (206/0.6250)
getting another girl pregnant when your girlfriend's dad just died (206/0.8000)
adding a stupid meta regret that everyone else will have to click "haven't done it yet" for if they want to answer truthfully (205/0.6154)
almost sleeping with her (205/0.4536)
wearing hipster glasses (205/0.2360)
not cleaning the bathroom before your mother comes for a visit (203/0.7040)
having a kid (203/0.3611)
changing your mind (202/0.4365)
Not defending the bullied kid (202/0.7821)
the time and energy you devoted to Star Wars now that we know it was poorly planned hack work (202/0.4812)
farting in the elevator (201/0.3497)
having one or more children (201/0.4286)
talking to strangers (201/0.1311)
smoking pot (201/0.2421)
staying in that dead end job because it required less work than following your dream (200/0.8901)
having a crush on the Utahraptor (200/0.1773)
getting HIV from unprotected sex (200/0.8333)
starting over (199/0.1143)
not telling your best friend that he or she embarasses you (199/0.4127)
all those wasted days, weeks, months, years you could have been doing something, ANYTHING (198/0.8287)
being honest (198/0.2857)
dessert (198/0.1765)
skipping class that one day they told us the final exam date had been changed (197/0.8000)
staying in college too long (197/0.3113)
buying that motorcycle (197/0.3784)
not telling them you are not really their friend (197/0.4853)
not living in a time with more adorable baby mammoths (197/0.7602)
out of scale car (196/0.6404)
punching your mom (196/0.5306)
not staying in and watching Firefly (196/0.5038)
having a friend with benefits (196/0.3000)
using flesh for digestive energy (195/0.2411)
log cabin (195/0.2340)
quitting your office job to work freelance (195/0.5758)
The Middleman being cancelled (194/0.1538)
not switching to Geico (194/0.1712)
your gay experience (194/0.2817)
not being honest (194/0.7322)
realizing too late he or she wasn't just being friendly, that it was flirting (194/0.9379)
them school days (194/0.3820)
joining community theater (193/0.2727)
kicking it old school (193/0.0870)
never having met joey comeau (193/0.6806)
fun times involving sushi (192/0.0959)
being noncommital to vegetarianism or veganism (192/0.3158)
passing up the opportunity for sex with an attractive girl because you already had a girlfriend (192/0.4526)
having too much pride (191/0.5443)
thanksgiving (191/0.2086)
not listening to your own heart and aborting that child (191/0.4857)
having a child (191/0.3438)
your First Time (191/0.2698)
Having sex with that guy in the bathroom (191/0.4444)
Sex with sibling (191/0.6800)
shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (190/0.2211)
saying no to writing someone else's essay for two hundred dollars out of stupid pride (190/0.5128)
letting Ilsa get on that plane with Victor (190/0.5593)
getting talked into going to your safety school because the college you wanted to go to was too expensive (190/0.6140)
falling asleep while cooking with the stove (190/0.8667)
using the word retarded (190/0.5341)
farting on the first date (189/0.4375)
staying with someone longer than you should have (189/0.7910)
planning a complex meal instead of drivnig through the burrito stand (189/0.3741)
accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (189/0.1505)
being British (189/0.1698)
adding this to StumbleUpon (188/0.2381)
having a fake smile and knowing it (188/0.5705)
waiting too long to let go of your feelings (188/0.8684)
word CAPTCHA fields (188/0.6396)
not being Kento (188/0.0000)
kicking my little brother in the junk when we were kids (187/0.3483)
having that plastic surgery (187/0.6250)
friggin' monotheism (186/0.5828)
dumping her for her best friend (186/0.5610)
buying food for homeless people (186/0.1825)
helping him cheat on all his girlfriends in the past three years (186/0.5405)
saying, "boners ahoy!" (186/0.0853)
yelling at someone who didn't deserve it (185/0.9423)
having that last tequila (185/0.5238)
defending cream soda (185/0.1062)
taking AP classes (185/0.1349)
Going to the wrong college just to stay with a significant other (184/0.7368)
staying with an abusive boyfriend (184/0.8837)
wearing the same socks for more than a day (184/0.3486)
having sex with zak (184/0.7083)
eating kfc (184/0.5350)
never meeintg him (183/0.4091)
accepting candy from strangers (183/0.1204)
loving lamp (183/0.1771)
lack of specificity (183/0.7551)
responding with Sassy Molassy (183/0.2658)
eating way more of the pie than you initally planned (183/0.5633)
accepting the job doing technical work for a political campaign (182/0.5333)
drinking the questionable milk (182/0.6615)
your excessively tight pants (182/0.6045)
putting your social life before your academics (182/0.4531)
not doing more drugs (182/0.4103)
Working with IT Recruiters (182/0.6977)
your lack of personality (182/0.5524)
playing trading card game, be it Pokemon, Magic, Yugioh, etc (181/0.3258)
perpetuating internet memes (181/0.3791)
having that threesome (181/0.2766)
falling in love with her, even though you knew it was wrong (180/0.6146)
having cybersex with my married exboyfriend (180/0.6000)
valuing money over leisure time (180/0.6224)
crying over spilt milk (179/0.5521)
failing to see the signs (179/0.8794)
Michael Bay (179/0.7172)
the fall of the Achaemenid Persian Empire (179/0.4836)
humping Jewel's bust (179/0.0000)
dating heather (178/0.3947)
the Dromiceiomimus' improbable colouring (178/0.2105)
dowloading that song (178/0.1887)
taking out your anger on everyone but the person who caused it (178/0.9389)
buzzing New York City in Air Force One (178/0.6034)
the thing no one knows about (177/0.7292)
staying with the douche because you were too lazy to get out (177/0.8679)
the Twilight books (177/0.8774)
going to that tequila party (177/0.3580)
not hanging out with college friends as much as I should (177/0.8148)
skipping meals for no good reason (177/0.5033)
being afraid of Americans (177/0.1948)
playing it loud (177/0.0704)
watching House (177/0.2847)
pulling your hair out (176/0.5208)
getting a myspace account (176/0.6126)
waking up in the gutter (176/0.3966)
cooking yourself a lavish meal and not sharing it with anyone (176/0.2746)
Taking chemistry at Reed instead of somewhere else over the Summer (176/0.5909)
peeing in that closet (175/0.6071)
getting the same questions over and over again on this here Regret Index (175/0.7925)
not telling her you loved her before she moved away (175/0.7625)
being alone (175/0.4968)
having bonitus (175/0.7593)
wasting ten years in a spiraling morass of unrequited love (175/0.8404)
asking someone out even though you're pretty sure the crush is unrequited (175/0.4952)
not talking to strangers (174/0.7107)
asking her out (174/0.2435)
saying you hated english people to an english person (174/0.3958)
taking the earlier flight home when you could have spent another day or two at the beach (173/0.7222)
making out with an ex (173/0.4868)
breaking the law (173/0.1522)
spending too much money on something you don't really need (173/0.8217)
not waxing your eyebrows in high school (173/0.1690)
quitting that deadbeat job with decent money because you were unhappy (173/0.3077)
taking beloved pets to an animal shelter after being evicted (173/0.8333)
telling people you listen to indie music (172/0.3028)
having a one night stand (172/0.3750)
ceasing communication with the guy who loved me because I was afraid (172/0.7407)
having faith that the cake wasn't a lie (172/0.5446)
playing in traffic (172/0.1696)
Being born (172/0.1543)
having sex with your boss' underage daughter (172/0.2500)
being so drunk that your dog ate your face wooooo (171/0.4894)
not calling your mother every week (171/0.4275)
giving up (171/0.7450)
telling a joke you hadn't thought all the way through (171/0.8970)
painting your fingernails black (170/0.2593)
looking ahead instead of living in the moment (170/0.5986)
not going to prom (170/0.2088)
getting obsessed with your best friend (170/0.5208)
Bush (170/0.7647)
not getting that surgery (169/0.3333)
working at your job (169/0.3381)
drinking a cold beer in the shower (169/0.1228)
being American (169/0.2160)
coming to the realization that you are not Tyler Durden (169/0.4176)
leaving a DVD out, such that it gets dusty (169/0.7985)
letting your hobby become "work" (169/0.5119)
bringing up your distaste for Disney music (169/0.1818)
not admitting you're a transvestite (169/0.5000)
spending money on something you don't need then having no money for food (168/0.8165)
dying in the gutter (168/0.5581)
ignoring other people's feelings (168/0.7468)
breaking bones while snowboarding (168/0.1481)
correcting your friends everytime they misspell Dromiceiomimus (167/0.2105)
continuing to wear gloves that got wet in the snow (167/0.7744)
getting that chinese food for lunch (167/0.3969)
intentionally spreading Swine Flu (167/0.2879)
watching movies where the audio and video are out of sync (166/0.8506)
using a symbol and being asked to retype your regret (166/0.6471)
not going to music school and studying enginnering instead (166/0.3860)
not telling her you love her (166/0.7449)
not fooling around more often (166/0.6803)
having only one nightstand (165/0.3981)
spending so much time jerking off (165/0.4000)
following that white rabbit (165/0.1111)
attending this CSHP meeting (165/0.5484)
being an English major (165/0.3208)
eating seasoned fries someone else abandoned on a table (165/0.3947)
not having met ryan north (165/0.8601)
drinking whiskey for breakfast (164/0.4478)
hanging out with strangers on public transit (164/0.2903)
telling your mother you don't want to have children (164/0.1923)
not telling off that annoying coworker right after you got laid off (164/0.7067)
abandoning your dreams in favor of stability (164/0.7283)
the "hey guys, remember Jaylala" regret being on the top regrets list (164/0.9793)
believing your parents when they said they'd take you to disneyworld (163/0.4872)
LOLcats (163/0.4000)
twilight (163/0.6847)
answering a stupid question with something ever more stupid (163/0.5714)
wasting ten hours every day occupying myself with SQL queries (163/0.6410)
taking the red pill (163/0.2933)
losing your religion (163/0.2000)
reinstalling windows (163/0.3909)
wasting your time web surfing (163/0.7205)
sharing warm spiced cider with a loved one (162/0.0800)
clicking that enticing link (162/0.5556)
going out with that guy when you were pretty sure you liked his friend more (162/0.7826)
waiting for true love (162/0.3504)
playing videogames while drunk (162/0.0962)
buying a Wii (162/0.2381)
the British Empire (162/0.4812)
starting to read a webcomic's archive and then staying up all night to read them all (162/0.3987)
just lying there, not making the next move, when he slipped his arm around me (161/0.7344)
to much caffiene (160/0.4667)
going to that party (160/0.2985)
not really understanding macroeconomics (160/0.5259)
smoking weed (160/0.1154)
moving to canada (159/0.3684)
the paradox of thrift (159/0.5172)
making a careless spelling mistake on the Internet (159/0.7320)
not saying "i love you" back (159/0.5057)
getting back together with her (159/0.7344)
playing Starfox Sixty Four (159/0.1647)
not coming out (158/0.4333)
insulting the least likeable tenants in your apartment complex while they were in earshot (158/0.5862)
skipping that song on your ipod (158/0.3704)
moving back into your parents' house (158/0.7091)
not saying hi to a cool stranger (158/0.7324)
putting these dumb questions on here (158/0.2716)
publicly mocking Swine Flu (158/0.0970)
laughing at something that shouldn't be funny, only it is and now they feel like you're a horrible person (157/0.5857)
leaving the cake out in the rain (157/0.8030)
choosing security over adventure (157/0.6923)
thinking a guy was cool before you found out he was a sex offender (157/0.7321)
trying to care when no one else does (157/0.4088)
that your princess is in another castle (157/0.7698)
sending that email (157/0.4844)
not having that threesome (157/0.5773)
not taking care of your health (156/0.7929)
choosing adventure over security (156/0.1818)
trying to give a girl a piggyback while drunk (156/0.3077)
not starting that savings account sooner (155/0.7838)
hooking up with ryan (155/0.2000)
taking that acid (155/0.4815)
picking at a wound so much that it becomes a scar (154/0.6066)
becoming a middle school teacher (154/0.6667)
winning the "Penis!" game (154/0.4063)
ignoring your exgirlfriend when she IMs you and just wants to talk (154/0.3684)
retiting early (153/0.4615)
failing to let go of romantic relationships until there is no possibility of a future (153/0.8182)
not keeping in touch with old friends (153/0.8014)
answering so many questions with "haven't done it yet" (153/0.5652)
losing your virginity to someone you didn't care all that much for (153/0.4828)
spending hours playing guitar hero (152/0.3659)
being mean to the neighbor's rude kid (152/0.2083)
putting off doing your laundry (152/0.7080)
not trying to get taken from the waitlist (152/0.4000)
finding yet another way to rehash past mistakes (151/0.8618)
retiring early (151/0.2353)
not buying a bubble hockey table (151/0.5341)
adopting religion to get a girl (151/0.5938)
buying one of each in EVERY COLOUR (151/0.2667)
having twitter send your updates to your mobile (151/0.7407)
writing a novel (151/0.2632)
submitting a phallocentric regret (151/0.4524)
not going to music school and studying engineering instead (150/0.4400)
ap classes (150/0.1429)
putting your academics before your social life (150/0.4375)
figuring out that Ryan is a Linux user (150/0.3182)
turning down a potential date who was only moderately attractive (149/0.5750)
being on that game show (149/0.5263)
not getting a marketable degree (149/0.5732)
leading someone on to make yourself feel wanted and then breaking their heart (149/0.8026)
what you did in high school (149/0.5357)
staying in relationships even after finding out the truth (149/0.8767)
getting a twitter account (149/0.4444)
your superiority complex (148/0.3545)
working fewer hours (148/0.3364)
losing that irreplacable item (148/0.8644)
thinking you could change the past (148/0.6733)
not keeping your promises (148/0.8409)
some of the things I say to my kids when I'm pissed off (148/0.7111)
Sleeping with a coworker while taking a break from seeing someone else (148/0.4750)
being so trusting and eager to please (148/0.6364)
saying no to that threesome (147/0.4828)
vegan (147/0.4769)
the eighties (147/0.3839)
that all you base are belong to us (147/0.4530)
talking shit about people (147/0.6090)
unpacking my adjectives (146/0.2542)
zipping your fly a little too hastily (146/0.7051)
joining glee club (146/0.5000)
not leaving him before he became a judgemental prick (146/0.8636)
looking for a job on craigslist, only to get an inbox full of spam (146/0.8182)
going to see her when she asked me not to (146/0.5208)
skipping work to sit in the sun (146/0.1200)
Ryan Seacrest (146/0.7944)
hearing what you want to hear instead of what was really said (146/0.8480)
moving to winnipeg (146/0.6667)
stealing the enterprise (146/0.2241)
getting into that pointless internet argument (146/0.6186)
doing it one too many times (145/0.4950)
believing that the world would become ultra futuristic like in snow crash or the fifth element only to be disappointed (145/0.6437)
keeping it real (145/0.1557)
making a costly mistake (145/0.8870)
missing the NBA playoffs to watch the new episode of 'Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern' (145/0.2069)
saying nothing was wrong when you were leaving (145/0.7789)
not admitting you liked that person when their friend asked if you did (145/0.7642)
going to an Ivy League school (145/0.2400)
taking just one more bite (145/0.5180)
not having sex that one time when you probably could have (145/0.7207)
not flushing the toilet (145/0.6810)
kissing that boy with the mohawk (145/0.3846)
being a jerk to the consultant (144/0.5000)
Rediscovering the regret index when you have work to do (144/0.6529)
LindaLindaLinda (144/0.4333)
becoming vegetarian or vegan (143/0.2222)
hurting the only person who loved you because you were afraid of getting too close (143/0.8824)
spending too much time on the Internet (143/0.7445)
sexting (143/0.3269)
not living in Corvallis, Oregon (142/0.1835)
selling old video game consoles at a fraction of the price (142/0.7013)
selling all my old video games to buy a couple new video games (142/0.7317)
not telling the one you love how you feel (142/0.7766)
butts (142/0.0991)
giving that guy my number (141/0.5362)
going to IHOP before riding copilot for some aerial acrobat maneuvers (141/0.7500)
punching that baby, despite it's rude behavior (141/0.2174)
eating deodorant (141/0.6857)
watching 'The Dark Knight' (141/0.1667)
not understanding how or when "you", "your", and "you're" are used (141/0.5000)
not playing an instrument (141/0.7419)
wasting my time off work adding regrets to this database (141/0.4615)
seeing any movie starring Nicolas Cage (140/0.5328)
trying to get a job making video games (140/0.4375)
sleeping with your best friend (140/0.2931)
reading the regret index (139/0.1613)
pretending you're a woman to get into nursing school (138/0.1935)
being on facebook (138/0.4017)
not preparing for finals (138/0.6800)
being boy crazy (138/0.5094)
not doing more sexy things to my late husband in the few years we had (138/0.6176)
not asking her out before she left (138/0.7857)
an out of scale car (138/0.5753)
ryan north (138/0.1226)
not doing the thing you deliberately said you would (138/0.8684)
saying no just to be contrary (137/0.3852)
Not learning a foreign language sooner (137/0.8400)
that where we're going we don't need roads (137/0.1748)
developing a friendship with a certain someone (137/0.4188)
saying something stupid in an attempt to impress a hero with your wit and whimsy (136/0.9375)
telling Kevin Barnes that the plural of "ninja" is "ninja" (136/0.3478)
That I did not kiss her, then I did not kiss her, then I did not kiss her, then learned she nevered wanted me to anyway (136/0.6970)
believing that large quantities of alcohol would make you more confident (136/0.5802)
buying into the whole Millennium Bug hype (136/0.4923)
seeing two girls one cup (136/0.5345)
getting married too young (135/0.6316)
my frenemy getting picked to be in this club I knew about first, and me NOT getting picked (135/0.7143)
watching that awful movie (135/0.6299)
being awesome (135/0.0410)
accidentally being a total racist to that kid in elementary school (135/0.8286)
applying too much sample perfume (134/0.6563)
from stretching your ears (134/0.4595)
singing karaoke (134/0.3434)
putting off this paper (134/0.7748)
showing the family your "abstract" art piece that, now that you look at it, looks like ovaries (134/0.6087)
loosing a third of your life to sleep (134/0.4841)
attending an unnecessary meeting (133/0.8440)
running with scissors (133/0.2065)
learning lisp (133/0.2619)
spending an entire day listening to the same song on repeat (133/0.2348)
growing long hair (133/0.1453)
eating too much pork fu (132/0.4222)
not letting someone trust you (132/0.7200)
not checking your bank account balance first (132/0.7647)
not seeing Nicolas Cage after seeing Face Off (132/0.1951)
finding out what goatse was (132/0.6634)
not knowing a dead language (132/0.5351)
entering a relationship with a geographically distant internet friend (132/0.5556)
letting your ex have your Dreamcast (131/0.8718)
jumping in that lake (131/0.2022)
getting hooked on Harry Potter or Twilight (131/0.2375)
a log cabin (131/0.1757)
making a character on FurryMUCK (131/0.6875)
making love to your hand (131/0.2035)
pretending to be a really hard worker (131/0.3708)
Sonny John Moore (131/0.9847)
playing it too cool (130/0.7400)
buying those shoes (130/0.3274)
posting bad fanfiction on the internet (130/0.6383)
regretting things (130/0.6087)
getting caught ogling (130/0.5000)
clogging the kitchen sink with rice (130/0.7895)
playing the sims (130/0.3263)
being in the closet literally (130/0.4070)
voting on regrets instead of working on your paper (130/0.7083)
getting divorced (130/0.2500)
accidentally the whole bottle (130/0.7143)
owning a Nickleback album (129/0.7576)
mARRIAGE (129/0.2059)
staring at Bicoid Babe's ass seriously (129/0.0310)
not being Ryan's lover (129/0.5631)
laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (129/0.2984)
not loving apple pie (128/0.3333)
not telling your parents (128/0.2788)
not trying harder to get along with your roommates (128/0.4762)
bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (128/0.2609)
crying (128/0.3220)
spending the entire day on the computer (128/0.6935)
passing up an all expenses paid trip to a house full of puppies and birthday cake (128/0.7903)
watching daredevil (128/0.7164)
not starting your correspondance course until two months before it was due (127/0.7895)
shaving that goat in your living room because you can't get the hairs out of the carpet (127/0.7692)
accidentally sending a bitchy email to the person you were bitching about instead of a friend (127/0.8444)
getting drunk on a Thursday afternoon instead of doing schoolwork (127/0.3553)
Voting "yes" or "no" on very broad "regrets" without enough information to determine if you regret it or not, because it's inaccurate to say you've never done it (127/0.6429)
being socially inept (127/0.7642)
telling a hurtful truth (127/0.4412)
spending all your free time taking cocaine and listening to Daft Punk on extremely expensive speakers (127/0.5000)
Jack Kerouac (127/0.2143)
buying that new gadget (126/0.3107)
making out with that guy at that party (126/0.6154)
a typo in an average tweet, that then is applied to your Facebook page (126/0.6786)
Bill O'Reilly (126/0.8161)
not finishing grad school (126/0.4483)
failing to notice that the sad girl you just passed was actually a damsel in distress, and you didn't help her (126/0.8765)
not showering for days at a time (126/0.5364)
mistaking tears for repudiation of the rumours involving her kissing someone else (125/0.8710)
never following through with your plans for world domination (125/0.7353)
not having kids (125/0.1408)
hearing the song "I'm Too Sexy" (125/0.4561)
watching an entire tv series of greater than fifty episodes over the course of a week instead of working or studying (125/0.3980)
going to that anime convention (125/0.5263)
your mutton chop sideburns (125/0.3276)
falling in (125/0.4865)
thinking 'i'll just smoke that one cigarette' after you'd quit (125/0.8235)
going on study abroad in Scotland (125/0.4583)
Your myspace (125/0.7123)
accidentaly clicking the wrong regret index button (124/0.8140)
dyeing your hair (124/0.2545)
not using the source management system from the beginning (124/0.7576)
neing a super freak super freak (124/0.1739)
telling the truth, even though it hurt him (124/0.2875)
sending those nudes (124/0.5122)
being a Cubs fan (124/0.5000)
Facebook (124/0.4655)
getting drunk and cheating on you, and then not trying to work it out with you because i was a coward! (124/0.6000)
tiger's belly (124/0.2222)
the very last thing you said (124/0.1071)
kissing that bearded man (124/0.3043)
eating the whole bag of sour patch kids (124/0.4217)
not really being in any relationships yet and therefore having to choose haven't done it yet on all the relationship related regrets (124/0.6883)
becoming an atheist (124/0.1124)
not telling her sooner (123/0.7907)
smoking a hookah with live coals in a carpeted room (123/0.5758)
never telling him how much you hate his stupid cat (123/0.4878)
Scott Temple (123/0.6190)
Fictional Jimbo Wales (123/0.2041)
throwing up on yourself in the bathtub (123/0.7576)
breathing (123/0.1239)
constantly fearing regret (123/0.8161)
almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (123/0.2206)
changing your cell phone number (122/0.2083)
a tiny woman (122/0.2703)
never loving at all (122/0.7170)
moving out of your parent's house (122/0.0941)
the inescapability of fatalism (122/0.4615)
tasting your own semen 'just to see what it's like' (122/0.3750)
japan (122/0.3333)
google image searching lolikon (122/0.5319)
buying the ripoff WKRP in Cincinnatti DVD set (122/0.6471)
accidentally acquiring a really weird fetish you never would have known existed without the internet (122/0.6812)
waiting (122/0.6311)
ever smoking that first cigarette (122/0.5686)
loving you too much (121/0.3768)
Irish Evil (121/0.3043)
being a stupid freak with low self esteem (121/0.7465)
being ilegal (121/0.3514)
learning keyboard shortcuts too late (121/0.7778)
being bad at social networking (120/0.7273)
bottling your emotions and not realizing that you could've cried your problems away (120/0.6049)
not asking your health insurance company how much an expensive dental procedure would cost before doing it (120/0.8710)
moving into that apartment that was infested with bedbugs (120/0.8696)
telling him or her you love them, and now the friendship is all weird (120/0.6986)
not wearing your plate once you had your braces off so your teeth go all wonky again (119/0.7021)
not going to grad school in Spain (119/0.3231)
pulling the trigger (119/0.3333)
sunburn (119/0.8125)
caring for someone who did not return the favor (119/0.5882)
not looking for another permanent position because you think you can freelance (119/0.6000)
how gender specific some of these regrets are (119/0.6239)
pokemon (119/0.2700)
keeping childhood abuse a secret from your family because you knew they would assume it made you gay (119/0.7500)
Being the other man (118/0.4878)
turning the phone off (118/0.3627)
eating that double quarter pounder (118/0.5165)
not putting away a small amount of money every month since I started working (118/0.9024)
being kicked out of your religion and feeling like maybe you should get a new one, but that getting a new religion because it's a religion rather than because you agree with its ideals is kinda a bad idea (118/0.7778)
pretending you didn't see that homeless guy (118/0.4722)
not making your move when you had the chance (118/0.8922)
that crazy night in Pheonix (118/0.2000)
Ryan not putting in a "sometimes" button (118/0.7642)
opening your heart (118/0.4556)
sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (118/0.2745)
gay (118/0.1587)
falling in ove (118/0.4328)
leaving the band (118/0.4651)
working for Grant (118/0.5789)
not leaving work before it started bloody raining (117/0.7500)
using 'me', 'my' etc in regrets rather than 'you', 'your', thus resulting in regrets that MAKE NO SENSE (117/0.8000)
growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (117/0.1000)
not studyng early enough for all three finals (117/0.7113)
penis game (117/0.3231)
losing your virginity when you did (117/0.2703)
having a onesome (117/0.1717)
being someone's experimental phase (117/0.4464)
asking her to prom and her saying no (117/0.4048)
finding out what you can expect in the days and years to come (116/0.5362)
not geting your bone on frequently or ever (116/0.7500)
not being able to work up the courage to ask a girl out for most of my life (116/0.8333)
naming your child after a celebrity or celebrity's child (116/0.6818)
realizing it doesn't matter how smart you are if you still feel alone constantly (116/0.7416)
donating to public radio (116/0.1860)
Leading her on (116/0.6543)
reading Twilight (116/0.6190)
not losing your virginity (116/0.4706)
being so screwed up by the past that you never give love a chance (115/0.8971)
saving Private Ryan (115/0.5000)
rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (115/0.2889)
not pursuing a career in music (115/0.3913)
making that music video and then posting it on the internet (115/0.4839)
eating a poo (115/0.4762)
having an internet wife (115/0.4286)
buying Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (115/0.4138)
tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (115/0.2319)
telling all your friends that the new Watchmen movie would be really good (115/0.5088)
joining Facebook (115/0.3434)
Times New Roman (115/0.3654)
chewing on things (115/0.2963)
Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (115/0.1649)
slaving away for five plus years to get a PhD, only to find that you have to teach 'tards with it (115/0.8148)
eating solely out of boredom (115/0.7327)
leaving the barf for the staff to clean up (115/0.4571)
putting your jeans and socks in one load (115/0.1429)
drinking your first drink (114/0.1183)
severing a vein (114/0.7407)
not talking about it (114/0.7228)
buying an expensive mobile phone (114/0.5625)
spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (114/0.2804)
checking your significant other's email accounts for nefarious emails when they're in the shower (114/0.5098)
That movie The Spirit (114/0.8222)
eating a puppy becase it was the only thing on the deserted island (114/0.3778)
that haircut (114/0.4757)
mixing internet slang into your normal speech (114/0.5155)
taking out your anger on yourself rather than the person who caused it (113/0.7684)
learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (113/0.1935)
Nerd raging (113/0.3467)
listening to so much Christian pop (113/0.7045)
being electrocuted (113/0.6140)
leaving a flash drive in a public computer (113/0.8333)
making out with friends of the same gender for fun (113/0.3148)
learning so many digits of pi (113/0.2800)
failing to take hints (113/0.9109)
coming back from that overseas job (112/0.6667)
buying a house (112/0.5200)
your first webpage (112/0.5176)
downloading that rick astley song (112/0.3871)
llove me llong time (112/0.4898)
sitting at the computer right now (112/0.4727)
not listening to your parents (112/0.4158)
Answering "Nothing" when asked "What's wrong" (112/0.6827)
not listening to music for the sole reason of it being popular (112/0.3605)
trying something new (112/0.2404)
snapping tendons in my hand after a failed dunk attempt (112/0.6400)
getting into that threesome with two other people who didn't know (111/0.8333)
hiding the halibut on the poop deck (111/0.5200)
taking advice from random people on the internet (111/0.4167)
all of the Yo Yo Ma jokes (111/0.4478)
bleaching your hair (111/0.4054)
getting a tattoo (111/0.2222)
white type on a black background (111/0.3010)
obviously trying to be the thousandth regret (111/0.4167)
stepping on worms (111/0.7021)
the cockiness of youth (111/0.4674)
winning (111/0.1287)
making gang signs in Facebook photos (111/0.5172)
the Lord of the Rings (111/0.2079)
that a city built on rock and roll would be structurally unsound (110/0.8125)
Telling her you'd love her forever before looking at the pregnancy test (110/0.6667)
clicking on that link (110/0.6458)
not being a genius (110/0.6667)
eating at that really expensive restaurant (110/0.3402)
spending so much time and money on a now failed relationship (110/0.6232)
eating a kitten just to prove you're evil (110/0.3429)
my high GPA in high school (110/0.2418)
looking at porn (110/0.3684)
taking that corner too fast (110/0.6184)
being introduced to yaoi (110/0.4603)
kissing all those boys before finally accepting you were gay (110/0.6667)
slaughtering and devouring your neighbour's pony (110/0.4634)
moving far away from your family (110/0.3167)
stabbing them in the back (110/0.5577)
not participating in enough epic quests (110/0.8191)
Being a True and Vivid Account of the Life and Times of Kento Ikeda, Esq (110/0.4211)
not applying to more colleges (110/0.4421)
going to a tiny college (110/0.2941)
never writing that scholarship essay (110/0.6216)
talking yourself into a relationship (109/0.8033)
explaining to someone what the Regret Index is (109/0.2222)

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