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making up statistics about fridge deaths, but not bothering to write them down and forgetting them (1.0000)spending ten minutes to make coffee this morning and forgetting to drink it (1.0000)playing furcadia (1.0000)having nothing, I mean literally absolutely fucking nothing, to do (1.0000)trying to use ebay to gague how much an item is worth, but finding only "buy now" prices that range from fourteen to a hundred and thirty dollars (1.0000)[ show more ]
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taking the hugest dump (1316/0.8772)not hooking up with Ryan (641/0.9203)memorising every Star Trek episode (423/0.1296)that it took Ryan like a year to get the Regret Index back up again (411/0.7370)not starting that final paper sooner (403/0.8519)mixing beer and liquor (402/0.4058)ever working as a web developer (398/0.3030)eating those nachos from the boardwalk (398/0.4536)dating the wrong girl (391/0.5342)staying up Monday night to watch Heroes (389/0.5329)dating a much older and recently divorced man (387/0.6111)the inevitable slope towards death (386/0.4880)staying in bed on a nice day (385/0.4986)not googling The Underfold (383/0.2400)discovering webcomics (382/0.0617)that all the other regrets were lost forever (380/0.6790)signing up for Twitter (378/0.1818)changing your Facebook language to Pirate English (378/0.3419)that last cup of coffee (377/0.3321)not asking her out again, when she would have said yes the second time (375/0.7151)kissing him (373/0.2887)reading the Twilight Saga (373/0.6604)staying with him even though I don't love him (372/0.8369)learning to play the xylophone (371/0.0469)painting the bedroom a color other than white or offwhite (371/0.1694)that ryan had to seek advice on twitter for his Xwindows problems (370/0.4901)myspace (370/0.7950)giving that dorky, but really sweet guy a chance (370/0.1720)eating a sandwich that was past its expiration date (369/0.4410)growing up (368/0.5329)saying I'd do literally anything for her (367/0.6087)dating someone you work with (365/0.3901)missing Efterklang at the Dublin Docklands (364/0.2029)not studying (362/0.7310)being born too late for tall ships, and too soon for space ships (362/0.8160)pushing my way to the front, when they keep the good stuff 'till last (361/0.6406)milk (361/0.1945)caring what other people thought (360/0.7994)not leaving her before she became completely dependant upon me (359/0.7795)saying yes to a long distance relationship that was doomed from the start (359/0.7366)push (357/0.3333)Skipping the Fiance's family Easter Dinner to play xbox and go to a concert (357/0.2075)discovering fourchan (357/0.5154)skipping work because the computers have Facebook blocked (355/0.3293)being sucked into the teenage world of alcohol when I had much less problems when I was alcohol free (354/0.3233)Graduating college with a useless major (354/0.4563)dropping your iPod Touch and saying "Damn, that was an expensive iPod touch" (351/0.6164)taking a creative writing course online (351/0.4074)dating a close friend (351/0.3641)giving up eating mammals (350/0.2377)saying "I don't know, I kind of like Katy Perry" (350/0.5440)sleeping with the boss' girlfriend (349/0.3415)playing World of Warcraft (349/0.5439)going to law school (347/0.4615)telling the boss what you really thought of him (345/0.3824)dropping out of college (345/0.4918)going vegan (344/0.3889)late night text messages (344/0.3717)rating regrets instead of working (342/0.4444)opening new cider (341/0.1047)signing up for World of Warcraft (341/0.6727)not making a killing selling your Wii on eBay when you had the chance (341/0.5000)that this thing doesn't cycle through all of the regrets when you're on a voting roll and you keep voting on the same ones over and over again (341/0.9052)mayonnaise (338/0.4871)eating that piece of candy you found at the bottom of your purse or in your pocket (338/0.3210)waking up this morning (338/0.3006)going to a track meet (337/0.3451)nothing (337/0.2237)getting back together with him or her (337/0.5843)subscribing to an actual, paper, newspaper (336/0.3607)having sex with that influenzad pig in Mexico starting this whole Swine Flu thing (335/0.6179)Stephen Fry not saying hello to you on Twitter because he's swamped with other people (335/0.5083)telling you the truth (334/0.3020)joining the military (334/0.9650)hardly revising for my Spanish Oral, but I regret bothering with it at all even more (331/0.7222)getting married too young & to a complete loser (331/0.6531)overdressing (330/0.4750)drinking another beer (330/0.3939)buying a chocolate bar without checking the label first, only to find it had peanuts in it (330/0.2258)drawing a webcomic (328/0.1875)letting that guy get away with cheating just because you didn't like his girlfriend very much (327/0.5269)Saying yes to him when he asked you a second time (326/0.5478)saving money instead of traveling (326/0.4630)never skydiving (325/0.4960)making friends with the girls I should've had sexy times with (325/0.6468)getting drunk alone, then leaving ten minutes before my friends showed up (324/0.7636)not checking the toilet seat first (324/0.8653)sexy times with a friend (324/0.2390)using incorrect grammar or spelling in your regret listing (323/0.7353)not pulling out (323/0.4636)eating the whole bag of cookies even though you're not hungry (323/0.6786)buying a Mac (323/0.1973)reading that "Family Circus" strip (322/0.7654)buying a Playstation III (322/0.4808)alienating so many of my relationships that I am actually looking forward to leaving my friends behind when I leave school (321/0.5094)spelling "dependent" incorrectly (321/0.6593)not meeting that famous person before they die (321/0.6197)not backing up my data (320/0.8909)the internet (320/0.2190)visiting this website (317/0.1667)flash games (317/0.3486)losing your virginity to the wrong person (316/0.3655)going to grad school (316/0.4702)not applying to more grad schools (315/0.4868)everything after the age of eleven (314/0.3014)spending so much time on the regret index (313/0.4229)sitting in classychat all day and getting no work done (313/0.6000)dating someone much younger (313/0.2418)failing your exams (312/0.7901)the thirteenth shot (311/0.6636)your last fast food dinner (311/0.4339)breasts (311/0.0676)choosing perl as my language of specialization (310/0.5306)eating too much at Thanksgiving (310/0.2741)falling in love with two people and then having to choose (309/0.7737)Standing up for a wedding you want to fail (308/0.5263)Grad school (308/0.2100)quitting and going back to World of Warcraft EIGHT TIMES (307/0.6393)ever signing up for this class (306/0.7004)kissing that boy in Ithaca (306/0.2391)reading For Better or For Worse every day for years (305/0.6284)coming out of the closet so late (305/0.7213)regrets (304/0.7256)cheating on a girl you only later realize was The One (304/0.7073)that recent regrets are the only ones you can click on to say if you regret it or not whereas the top, bottom and most voted sections take you to the results MAYBE I REGRET ONE OF THOSE REGRETS TOO (301/0.8316)watching Heroes till the bitter end (301/0.6098)not going to the gym (300/0.6618)not kissing her (300/0.6532)shaving your privates (299/0.3897)trying that exotic food (298/0.1493)not believing her when she said "I'm a worse person than you are" (297/0.6923)assuming my good friend was "just being really friendly" with my girlfriend (297/0.7333)horribly overreacting to your crush finding a personfriend (296/0.7288)pulling an all nighter (296/0.3245)putting academics before your social life (295/0.3966)being too drunk to notice a fractured limb (295/0.6327)repressing memories to avoid wincing all the time (295/0.3131)staying in college (295/0.0851)watching Spanking the Monkey (294/0.5778)telling everyone Finding Nemo is your favorite film (294/0.3039)flirting with somebody other than your significant other (294/0.2638)saying "nucular" when you meant nuclear (294/0.7778)packing light (293/0.3064)boning a zombie (293/0.4625)underdressing (293/0.5075)lying when I said "I love you" back (292/0.7917)not being a dinosaur (291/0.7881)saying "yes" (290/0.4343)spending to much time on the internet (290/0.6473)devoting your life to her so she could break off all contact with you (289/0.8469)only that you have but one life to give for your country (289/0.2328)moving on to that new relationship before you were over the last one (288/0.5333)sleeping in and being late (287/0.6189)experimenting with new and interesting sandwich fillings (287/0.1962)dying (287/0.5694)going slightly out of your way to step on that crunchy looking leaf (286/0.0373)continuing to sleep with a guy who'd already called you ugly (285/0.7551)asking them out (284/0.2736)not saying at least "hello" (281/0.9042)cooking hamburgers on my engine block (279/0.2353)having a second helping (279/0.3132)line dancing while drunk (278/0.2283)choosing Computer Science as a major (278/0.3836)not going to see the Fleet Foxes in a small club when you had the chance (276/0.4535)accidentally inviting people to have a threesome in your car and then having to excuse yourself (276/0.6889)giving away my last beer (275/0.4472)not just taking the easy way out for a freakin' change (274/0.5885)getting a new laptop only to realize it doesn't have Firewire (274/0.4646)watching TV DVDs instead of going to bed only because the people are really good looking (274/0.4583)going to your drinking party for work (274/0.3833)deciding you are too cool to go to the prom (274/0.2806)using the last of the milk (274/0.3568)drinking delicious lemonade (274/0.0784)risking going for a poop despite the small amount of toilet paper and then running out before youre done (272/0.8854)eating the tempura even after your asian friend sent his back because it looked bad (271/0.7167)missing that concert (271/0.7839)that i used my mom's dildo (271/0.6170)going to graduate school (271/0.2381)playing videogames instead of revising for exams (270/0.6190)getting into firefly (270/0.0704)boners (270/0.1060)getting a liberal arts education (270/0.2411)crying when I shoulda played it cool (269/0.7398)not backing up the laptop's harddrive sooner (269/0.8186)choosing Turtle Tamer over Disco Bandit (269/0.5294)procrastinating (269/0.8071)commenting on the current regret, only to realize you accidentally commented on the previous regret (268/0.7321)watching an episode of your favorite childhood cartoon as an adult (268/0.3589)trying to get her to break up with you (265/0.4205)being scared of my feelings (264/0.7411)Biting fingernails (264/0.5421)selling my NES (263/0.7232)not telling everyone about the regret index (263/0.6294)putting very smelly lotion on your hands (263/0.7783)being harsh in letting down an admirer (262/0.6725)Zuda (262/0.5278)looking for sunglasses on your head (262/0.5253)going through a Bob Marley phase in college, like EVERYONE else (261/0.2308)learning all the elements in the periodic table in order (261/0.2110)defending the bullied kid (260/0.0578)not buying gas until the last minute and then discovering prices have gone up (260/0.8025)falling in love (258/0.2207)forgetting to take the money dispensed out of the cash machine (256/0.9412)staying because you were feeling really tired (256/0.4485)dinosaurs (255/0.0485)not giving David Gwilliam kisses before he got married (254/0.2388)staying together (254/0.4167)losing the vitality of youth (253/0.8276)Dance Dance Revolution (252/0.3838)moving to another city where you don't know anyone to take a job you aren't sure about (251/0.3371)following Stephen Fry on Twitter (250/0.1692)procreating (250/0.3617)watching that film (250/0.4791)saying the word "hottie" (249/0.4780)leaving (249/0.3032)not finding more time to read (248/0.8711)not telling the truth in the fist place (246/0.8600)cheating on them (245/0.5588)lying (244/0.5794)rhyming "girl" with "world" (244/0.6018)getting really drunk and telling your parents you kind of like the same sex (243/0.3235)eating that last cookie (243/0.2578)obama (243/0.1216)being a fatty (243/0.7042)not being able to finish anything you've ever started (242/0.9206)deleting old google calendars before figuring out how to combine them into another google calendar (241/0.5926)not memorising every Star Trek episode (241/0.2653)physically assaulting that guy who can't even bother to tune in the easy listening station properly in his cubicle (241/0.0854)studying linguistics (241/0.1979)kissing (240/0.1014)passing yourself off as royalty (240/0.1413)getting addicted to The Sims (240/0.5345)thinking you'd get that internship without trying (239/0.7549)accidently pouring balsamic vinegar on my salad when all I wanted was olive oil (239/0.5197)having meaningless crushes based only on your own emptiness and not on how smokin' the crush is (238/0.6909)not actually knowing what a "Dear John" letter is (238/0.4242)messing up in court (237/0.7179)eating the whole thing (237/0.5479)not telling the truth in the first place (236/0.8578)trying out fisting with your room mate freshman year when you both drank a few too many wine coolers (236/0.6364)reading a webcomic's entire archive in lieu of doing actual work (236/0.3801)calling your webcomic "Awkward Fumbles" (235/0.4359)drunken emailing (235/0.5242)kicking yourself in the crotch to prove it's physically possible (234/0.6000)running away with the circus (234/0.2632)getting drunk at a wedding (233/0.0962)fry (233/0.1651)popping wheelies with the boys (233/0.0947)getting a little too drunk at that party (232/0.5833)living a life dictated by your phobias instead of your desires (232/0.8716)laughing along, and not telling them what you really believe (231/0.8406)missing that apostrophe (231/0.7500)pulling an all nighter to get work done and spending the whole night watching youtube videos instead (231/0.8508)not doing that thing that all your friends did that one time (230/0.6480)using the first person singular pronoun instead of the second person singular pronoun in your regret listing (229/0.7375)marrying the hot, nice one but still thinking about the not as hot, cool one (229/0.5938)buying a motorcycle (229/0.1613)eating at McDonalds (229/0.7156)failing (228/0.7092)taking out loans for a masters degree (228/0.3846)what could have been (227/0.7744)knowing he was gay and still dating him (227/0.3947)deciding to get qualified as a high school teacher (226/0.2800)buying a Dinosaur Comics tshirt (226/0.0545)angry words put in writing (225/0.5579)never reading dinosaur comics in your life (225/0.5692)getting (224/0.2404)trying to get on a polyphasic sleep schedule (224/0.5410)not giving him or her your number (223/0.6913)saying no (223/0.5174)not getting a masters degree (223/0.4881)eloping with a guy that turns out to be a werewolf (223/0.6212)spending the summer holidays in your bedroom, alone (223/0.6339)not saying "I love you" (222/0.5774)answering that "Dear John" letter (222/0.4524)using your real name (221/0.4485)eating a candy bar instead of a real dinner (221/0.5487)putting that video up on youtube (221/0.3068)giving that bum some money (221/0.2912)watching vantage point (220/0.5455)going to the gym (220/0.1316)Eating that second doughnut (219/0.3695)seeing Crank II (219/0.2500)having to travel overseas to get dumped in person instead of receiving a Dear John letter (219/0.7879)not kissing more in high school (219/0.6860)earning a PhD instead of an MD (218/0.1667)not learning how to drive stick (218/0.6831)islam (218/0.3158)concerning yourself with regrets (218/0.6968)saying yes (217/0.4286)thinking I'd find a better job (217/0.3643)not going out (217/0.7260)telling the truth (217/0.3147)not talking to her when her dogs came up to sniff you (217/0.7209)not playing sports in high school (217/0.2818)not saying hello to someone (217/0.8436)not just taking what you can get, even if it isn't really love (216/0.3333)mismatching (216/0.3235)studying Engineering, those gyroscopes and their rotating reference frames (216/0.2742)cheating (216/0.5288)pooping on a dog (216/0.2941)losing two portable music devices in less than two months (215/0.8537)coming to work this week even though it's pointless and you have nothing to do but think about your regrets (215/0.6535)not telling her how you feel when you had the chance (215/0.8397)leaving college too quickly (215/0.5667)rereading all the harry potter books (215/0.2083)Not assuming I was hot enough to get booty (215/0.8015)not kissing that person you really liked when you had the chance before they became a world famous popstar who is now totally beyond your reach (215/0.8556)watching Borat (214/0.2578)rubbing spider eggs into your eyes (214/0.8243)trying those ultra spicy wings (213/0.3194)spending an hour commenting on these things (213/0.4755)staying up too late (213/0.5490)adding a new regret for which you were trying to search (211/0.4138)going back for seconds on dessert (211/0.2359)never doing anything worth regretting (211/0.6210)not being in the play (211/0.4663)not breaking up with her before she broke up with me (211/0.6354)spending so much time watching Adam Sandler movies (211/0.6056)using hint coins on that puzzle you knew the answer to (211/0.8091)wasting all my free time playing MMORPGs that I will ultimately get bored of anyway WHY AREN'T I PRACTICING THE VOILIN INSTEAD (210/0.7387)filling out the comment form and comment field (210/0.3193)watching mama mia (210/0.6184)being a jerk to someone who was just doing their job (210/0.8221)not becoming an astronaut (210/0.4486)rudely correcting someone's grammar (209/0.4624)forgetting (208/0.8466)spending hours, possibly days, watching everything your current celebrity crush is in (208/0.3373)getting into "Lost" (208/0.3803)sleeping around (208/0.2969)getting plastic surgery (208/0.3913)not brushing my teeth when I was younger (207/0.7834)assuming it was obvious (207/0.9061)getting it pierced (207/0.2258)saying "I love you" (207/0.2976)proposing (207/0.3509)the loss of all the regrets from the old incarnation of the index (206/0.7681)breaking up with my first love (206/0.2459)things your ancestors did to another people (206/0.4375)hey guys, remember Jaylala (206/0.9797)sleeping with my married friend (205/0.4815)not working on my homework (205/0.7158)eating tofu (205/0.2339)answering a question without thinking about it first (204/0.8624)reading typos in regret listings (204/0.7260)fucking her up for life (204/0.7101)believing it's not butter (204/0.4286)bringing all the boys to the yard with your milkshake (204/0.2967)waiting too long before i told my parents off (203/0.5644)not writing that paper (203/0.7442)not finding out if the attractive guy is gay or not (203/0.5281)assuming that she would change for me (203/0.8500)living abroad (203/0.0976)ordering a spiciness level of hot instead of medium the first time you go to a restaurant (203/0.5725)buying a giant bag of haribo and caramel shortcakes and eating nearly all of them in one sitting (202/0.4667)getting drunk instead of studying for that exam (202/0.4951)regret (202/0.6176)hooking up for sex on Craigslist (202/0.6087)looking at porn at work on your boss's computer (202/0.3191)not telling your grandfather you loved him before he died (202/0.8095)daylight saving time (201/0.5163)getting caught (201/0.7181)the metric system (201/0.1604)not sleeping with you when I had the chance (200/0.7107)adding a stupid meta regret that everyone else will have to click "haven't done it yet" for if they want to answer truthfully (200/0.6078)farting in class (200/0.5488)your failure to include a "that's not something I can regret because it did not involve me" button (200/0.5684)starting smoking (200/0.5370)having sex with that totally crazy person (200/0.4141)never making an appointment with that therapist (200/0.4924)saying 'boners ahoy' (200/0.0909)staying with her even though you weren't attracted to her (199/0.6867)marrying him despite my parents advice (199/0.4167)the final episode of the Battlestar Galactica reimagining (198/0.3750)realizing that you're living in the Matrix (198/0.4234)being a stripper (198/0.3571)getting another girl pregnant when your girlfriend's dad just died (198/0.7647)not standing up for yourself (198/0.9143)not going zorbing when I had the chance (197/0.6591)not going to the bathroom before you left the house (197/0.9140)almost sleeping with her (197/0.4556)letting them go (196/0.4286)talking to strangers (196/0.1236)bacon (196/0.1514)wearing hipster glasses (196/0.1928)changing your mind (195/0.4318)not cleaning the bathroom before your mother comes for a visit (195/0.6975)Not defending the bullied kid (195/0.7987)the time and energy you devoted to Star Wars now that we know it was poorly planned hack work (194/0.4803)smoking pot (193/0.2198)not asking her out, even though you know she'd say yes (192/0.8547)staying in that dead end job because it required less work than following your dream (192/0.9059)using flesh for digestive energy (192/0.2391)strangling a baby penguin (192/0.6429)all those wasted days, weeks, months, years you could have been doing something, ANYTHING (191/0.8276)not telling your best friend that he or she embarasses you (191/0.3967)skipping class that one day they told us the final exam date had been changed (190/0.8101)farting in the elevator (190/0.3433)having one or more children (190/0.4000)having a kid (190/0.3125)getting HIV from unprotected sex (190/0.8077)buying that motorcycle (189/0.3030)having a crush on the Utahraptor (189/0.1504)kicking it old school (188/0.0705)not telling them you are not really their friend (188/0.4609)being honest (188/0.2800)joining community theater (187/0.2533)staying in college too long (187/0.2929)out of scale car (187/0.6173)punching your mom (187/0.5333)starting over (186/0.1008)not living in a time with more adorable baby mammoths (186/0.7875)farting on the first date (185/0.4375)staying with someone longer than you should have (185/0.7863)The Middleman being cancelled (185/0.1370)not switching to Geico (185/0.1619)your gay experience (185/0.2308)them school days (185/0.3846)having a friend with benefits (185/0.2947)thanksgiving (184/0.1987)not listening to your own heart and aborting that child (184/0.4516)being British (184/0.1765)having too much pride (183/0.5364)shooting a man in Reno just to watch him die (183/0.1778)not staying in and watching Firefly (183/0.5372)being noncommital to vegetarianism or veganism (182/0.3071)planning a complex meal instead of drivnig through the burrito stand (181/0.3511)having a fake smile and knowing it (181/0.5734)log cabin (181/0.1882)getting talked into going to your safety school because the college you wanted to go to was too expensive (181/0.6071)falling asleep while cooking with the stove (181/0.8462)saying no to writing someone else's essay for two hundred dollars out of stupid pride (180/0.4795)accepting a lower paying but much less stressfull job (180/0.1124)having a child (180/0.2759)your First Time (180/0.2542)dessert (180/0.1579)Having sex with that guy in the bathroom (180/0.4516)having that last tequila (180/0.5248)fun times involving sushi (180/0.0821)using the word retarded (180/0.5329)passing up the opportunity for sex with an attractive girl because you already had a girlfriend (180/0.4483)kicking my little brother in the junk when we were kids (179/0.3372)never having met joey comeau (179/0.6769)staying with an abusive boyfriend (179/0.8750)word CAPTCHA fields (179/0.6346)not being honest (178/0.7425)dumping her for her best friend (178/0.5429)loving lamp (178/0.1630)quitting your office job to work freelance (178/0.4800)Working with IT Recruiters (177/0.6829)taking AP classes (177/0.1393)letting Ilsa get on that plane with Victor (176/0.5400)putting your social life before your academics (176/0.4435)yelling at someone who didn't deserve it (176/0.9392)responding with Sassy Molassy (176/0.2533)waiting too long to let go of your feelings (176/0.8652)having sex with zak (176/0.6316)defending cream soda (176/0.0755)eating kfc (176/0.5467)saying, "boners ahoy!" (176/0.0579)adding this to StumbleUpon (175/0.1714)accepting candy from strangers (175/0.1132)realizing too late he or she wasn't just being friendly, that it was flirting (175/0.9306)buying food for homeless people (175/0.1525)Sex with sibling (175/0.6667)falling in love with her, even though you knew it was wrong (174/0.6129)wearing the same socks for more than a day (174/0.3515)helping him cheat on all his girlfriends in the past three years (174/0.4333)perpetuating internet memes (174/0.3699)valuing money over leisure time (173/0.6129)the fall of the Achaemenid Persian Empire (173/0.4874)never meeintg him (172/0.3729)crying over spilt milk (172/0.5222)friggin' monotheism (172/0.6131)having cybersex with my married exboyfriend (172/0.6000)your excessively tight pants (172/0.5760)Michael Bay (172/0.7021)having that plastic surgery (172/0.4667)skipping meals for no good reason (172/0.4899)drinking the questionable milk (171/0.6529)not doing more drugs (171/0.4110)eating way more of 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(160/0.8058)quitting that deadbeat job with decent money because you were unhappy (160/0.2817)Being born (160/0.1333)not admitting you're a transvestite (160/0.4595)watching movies where the audio and video are out of sync (159/0.8435)being so drunk that your dog ate your face wooooo (159/0.4286)being American (159/0.2155)letting your hobby become "work" (159/0.5000)telling your mother you don't want to have children (159/0.1644)not getting that surgery (158/0.3125)using a symbol and being asked to retype your regret (158/0.6222)continuing to wear gloves that got wet in the snow (158/0.7661)breaking bones while snowboarding (158/0.1600)getting that chinese food for lunch (158/0.3821)bringing up your distaste for Disney music (158/0.1781)taking beloved pets to an animal shelter after being evicted (158/0.8333)taking the red pill (158/0.2740)Bush (158/0.7874)intentionally spreading Swine Flu (158/0.2903)just lying there, not making the next move, when he slipped his arm around me 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(133/0.7255)not living in Corvallis, Oregon (133/0.1485)taking just one more bite (133/0.5078)not telling the one you love how you feel (133/0.7701)not understanding how or when "you", "your", and "you're" are used (133/0.4783)wasting my time off work adding regrets to this database (133/0.4658)applying too much sample perfume (132/0.6613)skipping work to sit in the sun (132/0.0795)staying in relationships even after finding out the truth (132/0.8525)an out of scale car (132/0.5797)eating deodorant (131/0.7241)trying to get a job making video games (131/0.4074)selling old video game consoles at a fraction of the price (130/0.6716)seeing any movie starring Nicolas Cage (130/0.5478)not doing more sexy things to my late husband in the few years we had (130/0.6333)watching 'The Dark Knight' (130/0.1509)not asking her out before she left (130/0.7692)not playing an instrument (130/0.7558)going to IHOP before riding copilot for some aerial acrobat maneuvers (129/0.6957)telling Kevin Barnes 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(122/0.5000)watching that awful movie (122/0.6087)not loving apple pie (121/0.3462)showing the family your "abstract" art piece that, now that you look at it, looks like ovaries (121/0.5854)getting married too young (121/0.5000)not telling your parents (120/0.2604)making out with that guy at that party (120/0.6170)accidentally sending a bitchy email to the person you were bitching about instead of a friend (120/0.8250)not being Ryan's lover (120/0.5638)Voting "yes" or "no" on very broad "regrets" without enough information to determine if you regret it or not, because it's inaccurate to say you've never done it (120/0.6304)making love to your hand (120/0.1765)watching daredevil (120/0.7049)pretending to be a really hard worker (120/0.3875)laughing because you suddenly remembered something hilarious, then realizing strangers are looking at you (120/0.2957)not checking your bank account balance first (119/0.7753)jumping in that lake (119/0.1585)crying (119/0.3028)mARRIAGE (119/0.1333)spending the entire day on the computer (119/0.6897)shaving that goat in your living room because you can't get the hairs out of the carpet (119/0.8261)failing to notice that the sad girl you just passed was actually a damsel in distress, and you didn't help her (119/0.8800)hearing the song "I'm Too Sexy" (119/0.4404)kissing that bearded man (119/0.2381)playing the sims (119/0.3034)getting divorced (119/0.1250)spending all your free time taking cocaine and listening to Daft Punk on extremely expensive speakers (119/0.4800)waiting (119/0.6238)accidentally the whole bottle (119/0.6667)accidentaly clicking the wrong regret index button (118/0.8072)not using the source management system from the beginning (118/0.7586)not trying harder to get along with your roommates (118/0.4267)being a Cubs fan (118/0.4091)making a character on FurryMUCK (118/0.5833)Facebook (118/0.4414)not finishing grad school (118/0.4000)getting drunk and cheating on you, and then not trying to work it out with you because i was a coward! (118/0.5652)passing up an all expenses paid trip to a house full of puppies and birthday cake (118/0.8393)entering a relationship with a geographically distant internet friend (118/0.5079)telling the truth, even though it hurt him (117/0.2466)a typo in an average tweet, that then is applied to your Facebook page (117/0.6667)never loving at all (117/0.7059)not knowing a dead language (117/0.5354)watching an entire tv series of greater than fifty episodes over the course of a week instead of working or studying (117/0.3763)being in the closet literally (117/0.3816)Jack Kerouac (117/0.1613)never following through with your plans for world domination (116/0.7204)neing a super freak super freak (116/0.1778)not letting someone trust you (116/0.6984)bursting out into evil laughter in a crowded or public place (116/0.1928)Scott Temple (116/0.5333)the very last thing you said (116/0.0952)falling in (116/0.4328)telling a hurtful truth (116/0.3913)eating the whole bag of sour patch kids (116/0.4000)Your myspace (116/0.6912)dyeing your hair (115/0.1837)being bad at social networking (115/0.7158)buying that new gadget (115/0.3152)owning a Nickleback album (115/0.7241)smoking a hookah with live coals in a carpeted room (115/0.5385)clogging the kitchen sink with rice (115/0.7778)not showering for days at a time (115/0.5347)being socially inept (115/0.7500)seeing two girls one cup (115/0.4894)thinking 'i'll just smoke that one cigarette' after you'd quit (115/0.8000)voting on regrets instead of working on your paper (115/0.6860)being ilegal (115/0.3611)loving you too much (114/0.3594)a tiny woman (114/0.2273)getting drunk on a Thursday afternoon instead of doing schoolwork (114/0.2836)moving into that apartment that was infested with bedbugs (114/0.8421)your mutton chop sideburns (114/0.2600)ever smoking that first cigarette (114/0.5417)mistaking tears for repudiation of the rumours involving her kissing someone else (113/0.9130)not starting your correspondance course until two months before it was due (113/0.7813)sending those nudes (113/0.4722)never telling him how much you hate his stupid cat (113/0.3824)moving out of your parent's house (113/0.0506)being a stupid freak with low self esteem (113/0.7424)working for Grant (113/0.5000)not having kids (113/0.0656)almost always using the British spellings for things, even though you are an American and your spell check always tells you it's wrong (113/0.2063)Being the other man (112/0.4737)changing your cell phone number (112/0.1905)bottling your emotions and not realizing that you could've cried your problems away (112/0.5921)not putting away a small amount of money every month since I started working (112/0.9103)Irish Evil (112/0.2683)Fictional Jimbo Wales (112/0.1364)severing a vein (112/0.7308)tiger's belly (112/0.2174)that crazy night in Pheonix (112/0.1667)the inescapability of fatalism (112/0.4568)google image searching lolikon (112/0.5116)leaving the band (112/0.4359)accidentally acquiring a really weird fetish you never would have known existed without the internet (112/0.6441)constantly fearing regret (112/0.8205)not telling her sooner (111/0.7895)not wearing your plate once you had your braces off so your teeth go all wonky again (111/0.6744)being kicked out of your religion and feeling like maybe you should get a new one, but that getting a new religion because it's a religion rather than because you agree with its ideals is kinda a bad idea (111/0.7879)Bill O'Reilly (111/0.8608)going to that anime convention (111/0.4828)going on study abroad in Scotland (111/0.1875)sending emails using your friends emails when he or she leaves themselves logged in and are not looking (111/0.2174)not really being in any relationships yet and therefore having to choose haven't done it yet on all the relationship related regrets (111/0.6364)tasting your own semen 'just to see what it's like' (111/0.3514)how gender specific some of these regrets are (111/0.6535)keeping childhood abuse a secret from your family because you knew they would assume it made you gay (110/0.7647)being someone's experimental phase (110/0.4118)losing your virginity when you did (110/0.2609)not leaving work before it started bloody raining (109/0.7308)turning the phone off (109/0.3333)not being able to work up the courage to ask a girl out for most of my life (109/0.8333)penis game (109/0.2931)making that music video and then posting it on the internet (109/0.4286)not looking for another permanent position because you think you can freelance (109/0.5897)falling in ove (109/0.4032)finding out what you can expect in the days and years to come (108/0.5323)using 'me', 'my' etc in regrets rather than 'you', 'your', thus resulting in regrets that MAKE NO SENSE (108/0.7955)pretending you didn't see that homeless guy (108/0.4747)sunburn (108/0.8020)Ryan not putting in a "sometimes" button (108/0.7500)not pursuing a career in music (108/0.3882)japan (108/0.2800)caring for someone who did not return the favor (108/0.5761)gay (108/0.1053)becoming an atheist (108/0.0641)growing up in a nonchurchgoing family (108/0.1061)breathing (108/0.0707)pulling the trigger (107/0.2857)not making your move when you had the chance (107/0.8804)not studyng early enough for all three finals (107/0.6932)telling him or her you love them, and now the friendship is all weird (107/0.7059)learning keyboard shortcuts too late (107/0.7922)asking her to prom and her saying no (107/0.3056)mixing internet slang into your normal speech (107/0.4945)not asking your health insurance company how much an expensive dental procedure would cost before doing it (106/0.8462)buying an expensive mobile phone (106/0.5455)buying a house (106/0.4762)pokemon (106/0.2727)realizing it doesn't matter how smart you are if you still feel alone constantly (106/0.7439)eating solely out of boredom (106/0.7263)throwing up on yourself in the bathtub (106/0.8000)not geting your bone on frequently or ever (105/0.7432)eating that double quarter pounder (105/0.4625)not going to grad school in Spain (105/0.3529)saving Private Ryan (105/0.4490)taking out your anger on yourself rather than the person who caused it (105/0.7500)naming your child after a celebrity or celebrity's child (105/0.6667)your first webpage (105/0.5060)opening your heart (105/0.4304)buying Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (105/0.2917)bleaching your hair (105/0.3889)telling all your friends that the new Watchmen movie would be really good (105/0.4808)joining Facebook (105/0.3444)obviously trying to be the thousandth regret (105/0.3824)not listening to your parents (105/0.4043)reading The Underfold (105/0.4286)spending the entire night going through the archives of that webcomic (105/0.2653)coming back from that overseas job (105/0.6190)leaving the barf for the staff to clean up (105/0.4677)chewing on things (105/0.2755)that a city built on rock and roll would be structurally unsound (104/0.8111)not going (104/0.8229)rubbing my face in a tiger's belly (104/0.2439)tweed jackets with leather elbow patches (104/0.2131)snapping tendons in my hand after a failed dunk attempt (104/0.6364)stepping on worms (104/0.6854)the cockiness of youth (104/0.4419)drinking your first drink (104/0.0930)not losing your virginity (104/0.4746)eating a poo (104/0.3529)Times New Roman (104/0.3617)Telling her you'd love her forever before looking at the pregnancy test (103/0.6087)clicking on that link (103/0.6333)eating at that really expensive restaurant (103/0.3000)downloading that rick astley song (103/0.2830)counting on someone you thought was your friend, only to realize they only like you when you're available (103/0.9153)donating to public radio (103/0.1282)Leading her on (103/0.6429)Answering "Nothing" when asked "What's wrong" (103/0.6842)trying something new (103/0.2000)making the one big decision (103/0.2444)stabbing them in the back (103/0.5625)Nerd raging (103/0.3235)not eating Pizza Hut pizza (103/0.2159)causing your own appendix to burst (102/0.7647)learning new and interesting things about skin and blood (102/0.1667)not being a genius (102/0.6761)fanfiction in general (102/0.6429)never writing that scholarship essay (102/0.6119)slaughtering and devouring your neighbour's pony (102/0.4444)thinking it was a crush when really they were just convenient (102/0.7703)the Lord of the Rings (102/0.2021)slaving away for five plus years to get a PhD, only to find that you have to teach 'tards with it (102/0.8400)Being a True and Vivid Account of the Life and Times of Kento Ikeda, Esq (102/0.2143)being so screwed up by the past that you never give love a chance (101/0.8814)loving that boy so much (101/0.4318)caring more about the things you say than the people you're speaking to do (101/0.7317)That movie The Spirit (101/0.8158)eating a puppy becase it was the only thing on the deserted island (101/0.3333)reading Twilight (101/0.7742)white type on a black background (101/0.2903)putting your jeans and socks in one load (101/0.1266)failing to take hints (101/0.9011)not listening to music for the sole reason of it being popular (101/0.3500)hiding the halibut on the poop deck (101/0.4118)transferring schools (101/0.3023)listening to so much Christian pop (101/0.7027)getting into that threesome with two other people who didn't know (101/0.7500)all of the Yo Yo Ma jokes (101/0.4098)having a onesome (101/0.1687)not talking about it (100/0.7126)that real life doesn't have an "undo" button (100/0.8438)drinking that last drink (100/0.4930)having an internet wife (100/0.3636)being electrocuted (100/0.6000)that haircut (100/0.4615)hardly ever taking the dog for a walk (100/0.8772)sitting at the computer right now (100/0.4592)making out with friends of the same gender for fun (100/0.2619)spending too much time on the Regret Index (100/0.4938)moving far away from your family (100/0.2963)Not having your pets spayed or neutered (100/0.5294)Pretending to be asleep to avoid talking (100/0.1647)Lying about having seen a "classic" movie (100/0.5593)throwing a coin which inadvertently smashed the rear windshield of my teacher's car, btw kinetic energy is a bitch, and got me suspended (100/0.5625)making gang signs in Facebook photos (100/0.5000)eating a kitten just to prove you're evil (100/0.3103)using the phrase 'oh poopers!' (100/0.3696)falling in love with her (100/0.4000)taking that corner too fast (100/0.5797)getting a tattoo (100/0.2000)taking advice from random people on the internet (99/0.3649)big mac snack wraps (99/0.6667)being introduced to yaoi (99/0.4630)going to a tiny college (99/0.3111)not saying "I'm sorry" before it was too late (99/0.8406)not applying to more colleges (99/0.4286)checking your significant other's email accounts for nefarious emails when they're in the shower (99/0.4390)your very existence (99/0.2083)clicking either 'yes' or 'no' even though you haven't experienced it, so you could pretend you're more worldly than you really are (99/0.6296)kissing all those boys before finally accepting you were gay (99/0.5833)going to Spain (99/0.1176)
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