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to answer your question, either is fine
I don't see why you shouldn't be expected to remember things that happened half the 'dex ago with perfect clarity
which honestly I thought you posted
seven five eight three two
wondering if "XXX Jewish women" means thirty Jewish women or like really sexually voracious Jewish women
fuck marry kill, you and my dad, my younger, taller brother and my unacknowledged biological daughter slash crush, I don't know, some kind of shockingly sexy pile of XXX Jewish women under XL but also I'm being boiled alive in coffee
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my dad drives a Priebus
I ripped my Priebus once, I couldn't pee standing up for a month
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the death of APRIL ANNEX
the death of MAY INCURSION
the death of June Foray
Bitch I'm the Shit II
bottoming for things in Things You Should Know Before Trying Butt Plugs VII
VII Things You Should Know Before Trying Butt Plugs
Colours of the world! Spice up your life! Every boy and every girl! Spice up your life! Your mum's your dad! Spice up your life! Ahhhhh freak out! Le freak, c'est chic!
if he'd stop ringing that fucking bell the dogs gave him
Pavlov would be proud
you've fucking ruined me, every time I hear or see Roman Polanski's name now I'm either laughing or trying to think of a really tasteless joke
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(1) leaving mould in a mug for so long that when you finally got round to washing it, it sprayed a blue cloud around the kitchen on contact with water and made you sneeze
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(1) licking another man's genitals in a nonsexual way
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