add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets wondering how California is in the springtime the last days of an ineffectual government, when there's little else to do but try and work out who's banging who David Cameron resorts to paying for Facebook fans because not enough people like him finding a Dennis Leary lookalike with a terminal illness and a blackbelt and sending him on a suicide mission to kill Kim Jong Un finding a Dennis Rodman lookalike with a terminal illness and a blackbelt and sending him on a suicide mission to kill Kim Jong Un hops waking up four hours twenty minutes after going to bed, having first drunk a can of Marley's Mellow Mood containing extracts of hops setting itself, dammit your alarm clock automatically itself for daylight savings time and you not realizing it so you put it ahead another hour and woke up an hour early right in the thriller, showing that knight who's boss right in the holder, showing that knight who's boss right in the killer, showing that knight who's boss Manuela, a yodelling dominatrix! not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he did want a serious relationship, he meant it having sex with a bitch who looked a lot like Christina Ricci watching "How It's Made Hot Kids" and expecting something really gross but it was fine watching "How It's Made Hot Kids" Kids, consuming wieners with ease Dogs, consuming wieners with ease imagining Kento crouching just out of shot in How It's Made Hot Dogs, consuming wieners with ease [ show all 72766 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

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