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once the first baby comes along, she's bound to settle down and start treating me right
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bottoming for Will Smith in On the Kento VII
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kind of loving the dodo's conundrum
Rock Shagger's 'It Wasn't Matter'
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missing out on Will Smith's mithril in his will
'Disappointed' Dwayne Johnson Thinks Hulk Hogan Has 'Paid the Price' for Racist Rant
bottoming for Will Smith in On the Go VII
I deride your truth handling abilities
the dead have risen and they're voting Republican
Dr Robert Underdunk Terwilliger, PhD
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
Facing the dodo's conundrum, I felt like I could just fly, but nothing happened every time I tried (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000)
stealing that girl's bra from the communal laundry room (0.0000)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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