add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets writing "frinkleng" instead of "thinking" because you were thinking about the word freckle thinking you grew yet another new large dark freckle on your forearm, but nope, it's chocolate Harambe's spaghetti paying to the order of MARTIN SHKRELI the sum of NOT CROSSING THE ROAD TO PISS ON HIM WHEN HE IS ON FIRE and NO CENTS feeling like the whole Harambe meme already died, much like the gorilla himself wanting to just assume Kento's #gander for his birthday Martin Shkreli Is Auctioning Off a Chance to Punch Him in the Face wanting to just assume Kento's #gender for his birthday park service, they're nervous but look calm and ready Disney's Fatasians fat topped Asians Fruit Song The Kids' Picture Show Fun & Educational Learning Video fat bottomed Asians implied, or IMPLODE that was implied Florida Man High On Meth Cuts Off Penis And Feeds It To Alligator Man High On Meth Cuts Off Penis And Feeds It To Alligator a fat gay snowAsian being Eiffel Towered by Chris Snowlydon and a snowwalrus a snownun that was seducing a man Chimp day [ show all 119277 regrets ] recent comments (2) having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Doll Ritchie (1) all the people getting head on graciefilms dot com (2) being c%l (1) talking about poop poop poop muzik (1) forcing yourself too deep (2) our foreign and domestic policy is mostly going to consist of walking into doors (7) Your comment must be in English or it will be removed (2) that it's pretty much just racism (1) semen slander (3) applying for a job at Playboy [ show more ]

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