that a pretty brunette girl, late teens, stranded on the beach, wearing a becoming bikini bottom, flip flops and sweatshirt, to whom you lent your cell phone to call for a ride, smiled up winningly at you, batted her long lashes, then thanked you as "Sir"
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Daaaaaamn: who wears a sweatshirt and bikini bottom combo?
I can see this as being pretty hot in the right circumstances: Kind of the same principle as the bikini/sneakers combo I like so much.
Yeah I think so: I'm probably just imagining a 90's style chunky sweatshirt because of watching that Bush video.
Also : I watched a Bush music video tonight.
Hey... Hey, I like that! Oh, I like that, Johnny!: I'M GONNA USE THAT!
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