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being too lazy to go to the trouble of joining wikipedia, building a reputation as a trusted editor, and then adding a citation needed after "popular in Britain" on the spotted dick article, cheerio?
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that to be honest when you hear the word "refugees" you do get a little bit angry and distrustful of the intentions of those it represents, but only because you had to listen to all those Fugees records back in the nineties
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I haven't seen any of the Bourne films so I can't comment
he does not stop
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(1) He liked to post innocent looking links that led to a photo of a My Little Pony doll he had jerked off on
(2) you should legally change your middle name to something really British like Crumpet or Boris or Benny Hill or something
(1) for me it's always going to be NPor, closely followed by RSte and EJac
(4) it's also possible that I might just change my mind one day for no real reason
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