add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets Rudolf Lundgren through the wind and the chill and the rain and the storm and the flood wondering if Kim Jong un wears a corset, then thinking "yeah" Richard Tiffany Gere that if you google "Richard Gere," the fourth entry is about gerbils that if you google "gerbil," the second entry is about Richard Gere breeding a thirty foot gerbil to make your fever dream a reality drawing a picture of Richard Gere being swallowed up by the anus of a thirty foot gerbil you could probably accomplish it with a walrus not really wanting to google headjobs until you find indisputable evidence of an adult placing their head inside another adult for sexual purposes not being totally sure but basing your reasoning on the necessity of a newborn's head being much smaller than an adult's, and also the partially formed skulls of children being flexible enough to pass through the vaginal canal and pelvic opening fucking anuses, how do they work that in all fairness you have absolutely no medical training and little sexual training, but you never would have guessed that you could fit a fist up an ass, so you would no longer be surprised if someone could pull off a miraculous heading placing an adult head into the vagina or anus of a sexual partner suspecting that the bones of the pelvis would preclude ever placing an adult head into the vagina or anus of a sexual partner still worked out better than Rough Sex Valentine's Day Valentine's Day happened to fall on Fistfuck Friday this year Rosencrantz and Patrick Swayze are Dead not understanding why Valentine's Day didn't work out, you did everything right, including giving the hugest fisting to show how adorably beneficent you are wondering if sticking one's entire head into a partner's anus or vagina is a real thing [ show all 72820 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

search regrets Look for regrets involving top regrets not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000) watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000) drinking the water in Mexico (1.0000) being given the cold shoulder (1.0000) misplacing your virginity and not being sure where you left it, though it was probably on the bus (1.0000) [ show more ] bottom regrets deep throating Stephen Fry (0.0000) having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0000) rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000) Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0000) not being Kento (0.0000) [ show more ] most voted regrets meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998) turtles (2443/0.0004) the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000) that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2334/0.5070) breasts (1440/0.0135) [ show more ]