Scott Temple
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a regret index of 1 is ultimate regret
this result collects the hard-earned
experience of 122 lifetimes of regret
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design sex with Roman Polanski
signed sex with Roman Polanski
making the sand pie port
making the ants nest
making the panties drop
bottoming for Chris Lydon in Ruined EVERYTHING IV
typoing "I've" would be fine
sex with YOU would be fine
typoing "I've"
I'v ruined EVERYTHING
you've got me, this whole house of cards has finally collapsed
who am I kidding
people do silly things when they're aroused
wondering why someone would flee across international boners only to give or receive analingus
being so physically attractive and horny that you have to flee across international boners with only the penises you can carry and seek analingus in another country
being pretty sure where you fall down on dates is entering that trancelike state of anticipation, but that if you could just get around to yelling "PUSSY" and om nom nomming everything would be fine
sex with YOU
signed, Roman Polanski
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being so physically unattractive and nerdy that you have to flee across international borders with only the possessions you can carry and seek asylum in another country
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(1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter
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