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tweeting to a singer that you want to take a shit in her scanties
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(1) tweeting to a singer that you want to take a shit in her scanties
(1) tweeting to a celebrity that you want to take a shit in their skull
(2) he smashed too hard
(2) thinking that if Kento ever snaps and does something terrible to other people instead of just himself, Ryan would hand over our IP addresses in a heartbeat
(2) they aren't booing, they're saying "Boo ernie!"
(7) wondering which you would choose, to be a lesbian with a penis or a straight man with a vagina
(1) Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
(3) hoping it's not "fist or be fisted by a Star Trek cast member"
(1) anyway, if "fisting or being fisted by a Star Trek cast member" is on your bucket list, I'm pretty sure that Takei would oblige you either way
(2) Music From Another Room is a romantic comedy that follows the exploits of Danny, a young man who grew up believing he was destined to marry the girl he helped deliver as a five year old boy when his mother's best friend went into emergency labor
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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the actress (29)
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