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the icy penis reflex
I'm gonna be real with you, I don't know jack shit about Harry Potter past the first movie, other than the Snape kills Dumbledore thing
Harry Potter but Dobby has a lucid moment upon receipt of a used sock from the bedroom of a teenage boy
a proposition which would reverse the result of the civil war
Stalag fiction
prison bitch
seriously though if he slipped something into the divorce papers like "I am supposed to be a master of our own home but in practice have a lower rank" or "house is constantly filling up with sand and she thinks it's fine" I'd be his bitch
thinking about Hayden Christensen a lot, but in what you hope is a more affectionately ironic way, like the way the Full House Reviewed guy thinks about Full House
writing the regret "Hayden Christensen is reportedly single again" and not even thinking about how Rachel Bilson must also be single again, assuming no third party involvement
Hayden Christensen is reportedly single again
William the Conqueror was before Richard the Third
fuck marry kill, Craig David, Craig Charles, Larry David
filthy experiences
Paula Radcliffe Sought As 'Person Of Interest' by Colonrado Police
bottoming for Billy Big Baculum in The Straight One
Police Search For 'Mad Pooper' Who Dumps And Runs
yarr spin me right round baby right round like a pirate baby yo ho ho ho
Es mejor que no le digamos de lo que estabamos hablando, no lo entenderia
Craig David once met a girl on Monday, took her for a drink on Tuesday, hunted her for sport on Wednesday, and spent Thursday and Friday cleaning the carcass before curing the remains over the weekend
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(1) filthy experiences
(1) that your support of and fondness towards the homosexual community gets mistaken as homosexuality by the straight one
(2) being poor and buying lottery tickets regularly because shit, it's not like Richard "My island burned down so I had to forego holding models for nearly ten seconds" Branson has any to spare that wouldn't be terribly missed
(1) liking to know where you got the notion
(2) wondering why big red dogs hold such great appeal for humans that, say, big red cats don't
(1) wondering if you're going through all the old regrets one by one to learn the history of the 'dex
(2) wondering why fat cats hold such great appeal for humans that, say, fat dogs don't
(1) peeling a penis
(2) sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm
(1) that Sambo Chuppers was a horrifying chimera of Sarah, Jimbo Wales, chubb d, and Brian Peppers
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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