add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets elephant seals falling in love with cars swans falling in love with helicopters marrying Chandler Bicoid Babe soliciting a fourteen year old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs Dearon Thompson My boyfriend seemed confused that it was brown and says the lips seem too long sulfites the taste you have in your mouth when you go without drinking water for too long syndexioi wondering if it is possible to somehow burn down football, right to the ground My boyfriend says my vagina is repulsive Jamie and Adam discover that Eiffel Towering is real but Kento's ass is a myth, Myth Busted! Everyone is entitled to their own opinions mine is I don't agree wrapping a pigs head in his clothes! Goldilocks and the Three Gigolos The Little Merslut Slut White and the Seven Dwarves Cinderslut playing a thirty three at forty five not being able to hear Satin Doll without thinking of Police Squad Clarissa explaining hot flashes [ show all 61482 regrets ] recent comments (1) swans falling in love with helicopters (1) Hugh Anthony Cregg III (3) reading about that guy who died after having sex with a hornet's nest (3) wondering what went wrong in Spambot's All American upbringing that it came to spend so much time here, filled with regret (1) that another recurring gag on Tanks for Nothing would be Kento asking the walrus if it would give him a hand, after which the walrus would clap its hands (1) I dreamt I sacked your mom and she was terribly screwed (1) I dreamt I screwed your mom and she was terrible in the sack (2) being an english major in college (3) quoting every regret as they contain ultimate truth (4) using ghee as an intimate lubricant [ show more ]

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