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laughing out loud reading Lolita in Italy
John's penis was found after an exhaustive search, and it was reattached in the hospital where he was treated
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One irate viewer wrote me asking "Why do the command staff wear coms on their wrists when we know that in the future they will be worn on their chests"
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(6) she certainly did
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(1) fuck you, George Lucas, for teaching me that everything in the world is rotting garbage
(2) leaving your nuts out for tits
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(4) trying to do the old "what's long and hard and filled with seamen" joke with Kento and just getting this blank stare before he eventually mumbled "Kento"
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the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
your dyslexia flaring up (1.0000)
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keeping Harry Mason alive through a whole game, only to have him go and get killed off in another game without you being able to do anything about it (1.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
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killing the California girls (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12566/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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