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reading about Dr Marie Stopes for the first time out of curiosity as to why a charity bears her name and discovering that she was a meddlesome fascistic cum chugging ratbag piece of shit, in addition to her scientific work
Somebody call Cleveland
imagining Osama bin Laden kicking himself once he realized that he could basically have obliterated the White House on IX XI due to the lack of airspace control around DC
drinking Harvey Cream's heavy cream
apropos of nothing stating the fact that cetacean milk has the same consistency as Harvey Cream
apropos of nothing stating the fact that cetacean milk has the same consistency as heavy cream
signed, Patrick Stewart
you need to stay away from the pissing poo
you need to stay away from the petting zoo
they cum in pints
Garfield cartoonist denies Jon drinks a pint of kid semen in comic strip
wondering how much, historically, it has cost to get any major magazine to run a fluff piece about "a man's man" and have it be plain that this is kind of a rapeyrather than kind of a fruity subject
Bert Harvest just kind of crept in there
Garfield cartoonist denies Jon drinks a cup of kid semen in comic strip
bert harvest n Affleck Rapes an Adorable Stray Puppy, Massively Hurts
seeing the headline "Ben Affleck Takes in Adorable Stray Puppy, Melts Hearts" and wondering how much it costs to get PEOPLE magazine to run a cute fluff piece about you to deflect revelations that you sexually assault people
The man with Britain's smallest penis has just been hired to front a campaign with the slogan colon 'There's nothing wrong with a little prick'
Garfield cartoonist denies Jon drinks a cup of dog semen in comic strip
Miramax cheerleader lapkids
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(1) Bert Harvest just kind of crept in there
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(1) the Island of the Virgin Presidents
(2) back in the nineties when getting caught with your dick in a hooker's mouth was a big deal but not a career killer
(1) let who who has never sexually harassed and raped record breaking numbers of women over a span of four decades cast the first stone, amirite
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