losing your religion
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jen: atheism comforts and inspires me more than religion ever did.
Jim: Christ is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Phil: I feel so much freer without faith.
YB: this is the lowest regret index for a legitimate question i've seen so far. hell no i don't regret it! my mind is free, bitches!
Appers: Religion is just organised denial. I'm pretty big on atheism!
Danny: Free?! Free to fear. Ever truly contemplate nonexistence? It's not comforting.
Anonymous: Still working out what I believe. Either way it turns out, for now, I miss the certainty.
agent57: What if you just put it down for a while, and lost track of it, but you know it's still in the house somewhere?
Dominica: I do good things not because it's god's will or because i will be punished but because they are good things.
Greg: @Danny: Fear based on reason is better than comfort based on delusion. But there's really no reason to fear, what's scary about nonexistence?
Dark Gnome: I LOST IT BUT IT WAS BEHIND THE COUCH SO I'M COOL
Maddie: Oh no, I've said too much...
Cat: It's cool, I found it again. But I'm glad I got to do some non-Christian stuff without the guilt! I mean...sorry Jesus
Frito: I wouldn't have come back with as much faith if I never lost it to begin with.
Jesus: Its cool.
gzee: If by religion you mean car keys, I regret it every day.
Me in the corner @ Maddie: You haven't said enough
Thatjazzguy: Having been both Atheist and Christian, and now being a teenager who walks to church on his own to worship, i can say that Christ is much more real than you can possibly imagine. I preay for you.
DD: Thank you for preaying for me teenage boy. I am ever in awe of your knowledge.
t1m: I'm glad at least one person has made an REM reference. That's ME in the spotlight.
Bruce: I'm the OP of this one. It was intended as an REM reference; I didn't think everyone was going to take it seriously! Of course, this is the Internet, so I really should have seen it coming...
a witty username: I find it interesting, and a little sad, that everyone who took this question seriously seems to think that atheism and christianity are the only options.
I know someone who: was a member of a cult, and was excomminucated; he badly misses having a religion, but feels like converting just for the sake of having any religion at all would be insincere and basically ruins the point.
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