add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets that Kevin James is only an inch taller than David Spade you'd even settle for Parker Lewis's wishing you had Ferris Bueller's life deep throating Cameron Frye here every day cleaning Stephen Fry just waving or drowning wishing you understood what you do here, in the sense of not knowing if you're actually trying to achieve something by posting here every day not having fallen down stairs or fainted unexpectedly or been struck by a moving vehicle or anything like that in years and feeling as though you're now missing out Stephen Fry lolcoding your boobs when you run down the stairs deep cleaning Stephen Fry lolcoding your boobs when you run down the stairs deep cleaning Stephen Fry that you're not serious Tomorrow Belongs to MB, and by the way, Achtung MB Tomorrow Belongs to MB Tomorrow Belongs To Me discovering that you are several years older than the median age for your local area people, or person, as it sometimes seems lord how you hope people understand what you do here [ show all 79909 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

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