add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets The Curious Cans of Oscar the Grouch wondering whether Oscar's junk matches his can wondering whether Grover's chairs match his table Tho Hongor Gomos The Hangry Games biking to Camden with Camren Bicondova wondering whether Grover's carpet matches his drapes drawing a picture of Grover getting a Brazilian Grover, I just met 'er! what happens on Sesame Street stays on Sesame Street yeah, you mom told me about it when I was fucking her last night you'd know he's a freak Elmo was into it neither was Grover Oscar was not best pleased he still got on Oscar for it though the guy who takes over the club just says "I am high as shit now" and dances badly for five hours, then dies of heatstroke worst Tom Hanks movie ever epic Captain Molly [ show all 136010 regrets ] recent comments (2) wondering whether Grover's carpet matches his drapes (4) that you'll probably see Twelve Inch Jar Jar Binks next week (1) X Men Burgers and Fries (1) that regret number twenty nine on the old regret index was "X Men Three" with a hyphen between X and Men but it can't be replicated because hyphens are not allowed now (3) living in sin (3) drawing a picture of Kento being Bussard ramscooped by Geordie and Scottie (1) only having one cup (2) getting out of my dreams and into Myke Hawke (1) I think you'll find it's unfeasibly large Richards actually (1) drawing a picture of Eminem fellating Grand Moff Tarkin who evacuates his bowels in his "moment of triumph" if you know what I mean [ show more ]

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