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drawing a picture of Clarissa explaining IT to Al Pacino but all I see is an Eiffel Tower of reams, real cum burstin' out of every seam
drawing a picture of Clarissa explaining IT to Al Pacino but having to restart because you drew Joe Pesci
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aiming to beat off to pictures of a half ton Rihanna
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wondering how much traffic the farworld wiki gets from people aiming to beat off to pictures of a half ton Rihanna
at six feet tall, Kristen Johnston must be one of the slimmest people in fatworld
his favorite dream is of a world far away, a world where magic is as common as air, where animals tell jokes, and where trees beg people to pick their fruit
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according to the farworld wiki, Kristen Johnston alone weighs four hundred and twenty pounds
this record collecting is driving me nuts, it's taking all of my time and money
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