add a new regret How much can you expect to regret ? recent regrets food and capacitors delicious capacitors having to go to sleep because it is six in the morning and you have to get up at eleven and do boring weekend things like buy food and capacitors figuring out Groundskeeper Willie's vowel shift oloctraplitung yaer ponus elitcropalting your penus watching a Scottie walk and talk on a Scottish walkie talkie with Scott Walker there's no doubt that you are afflicted, you're totally obsessed and you will admit it walking a Scottie with Scott Walker deliberately misspelling penis as penus walking out before Lydon's valedictory podcast had finished downloading, but signing Greenmaven's talk page with the traditional vale, "penis lol" the three hour long procession where each and every fat gay Asian Chris Lydon had Eiffel Towered over the years walked up to his gravestone and placed a single red rose on it they served Angels on horseback riding bicycles made with vegan Kento bacon it was nice of the mortician to braid their penises together Chris Lydon and Jack Greenmaven's awesome double funeral wondering who will revert vandalism to Jackson C Frank's wikipedia page after Jack Greenmaven dies wondering who will revert vandalism to Chris Lydon's wikipedia page after Chris Lydon dies wondering who will play Christopher Lydon on Tanks for Nothing after Chris Lydon dies wondering who will play Christopher Lydon on Tanks for Nothing after Chris Lydon dies [ show all 72700 regrets ] recent comments (1) wondering if there was something in the recent comments that finally got Ryan a cease & desist letter [ show more ]

search regrets Look for regrets involving top regrets not realizing until you had wasted lots of time that when your ex said he didn't want a serious relationship, he meant it (1.0000) watching a British crime drama performed in English but set in Scandinavia in which you are taken out of the action every time the hardboiled cockney gumshoe is paid in kroner (1.0000) drinking the water in Mexico (1.0000) being given the cold shoulder (1.0000) misplacing your virginity and not being sure where you left it, though it was probably on the bus (1.0000) [ show more ] bottom regrets having a lesbian crush on Alex Dainis (0.0000) Twin Long Rods #Two (0.0000) having sex with a girl who looked a lot like Christina Ricci (0.0000) rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000) not being Kento (0.0000) [ show more ] most voted regrets meeting Brian Peppers (12078/0.9998) turtles (2443/0.0004) the death of Sylvia Browne (2430/0.0000) that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2334/0.5070) breasts (1440/0.0135) [ show more ]