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playing The Sims for very long periods of time, and doing a good job feeding and taking care of your sim, but not doing a good job of feeding and taking care of yourself?
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pitching Demolition Man II, a Galaxy Quest style story in which Sylvester Stallone has been frozen for making Judge Dredd, Sandra Bullock has been frozen for Speed II, and Wesley Snipes has been frozen for tax evasion and all those shitty movies he made
how much funnier Demolition Man's premise would be if the main character was a fictionalized version of Sylvester Stallone, placed in cryogenic suspension as punishment for making Judge Dredd
being trapped in the closet AS IT FALLS THROUGH THE ICE OF A FROZEN LAKE
being closet tit parped, eh
that Roman Polanski's girlfriend's tenth birthday is this Monday
being trapped in the water closet
that the regret index's tenth birthday is this Monday
being trapped in the closet
The factors that determine the hierarchy are based on the size of the tusks, the overall size of the walrus, and aggressive measures
O, Canada, your skin just came right off
degloving Canada
glove loving Canada
tiny white ranger tiger power
white rape regret grin, ow
white ranger tiger power
The Pentagon's Huge Atomic Floppies
wondering how putting on aftershave could POSSIBLY compensate for having diamondless shoes
Aaahh!!! Real Assholes
wanting to make Kento a real asshole for his birthday last year
wondering how the walrus order is determined, whether its by age, weight, length, girth, stamina, or what
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(1) loving Canada
(1) sniffing markers
(1) A raid is underway at Google's
(2) being Eiffel Towered by all of the walruses in the water park in order
(1) being the map
(1) windowless vans
(8) that you were honestly kind of relieved when it looked like the regret index was broken because it meant you didn't have to think about things like Jonathan Frakes peeing on Patrick Stewart's head any more
(1) a California Cheeseburger
(1) The next thing I know, I'm on the floor and my arms are paralyzed
(3) your body is a Disneyland
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kind of loving Gene Hunt, that magnificent bastard (1.0000)
the goddamn deliberately disabled modems Earthlink sent out to customers in the early aughts, cannot enable DHCP without "paying" extra, and using PPoE plus a router with DHCP disables streaming video, FU Earthlink (1.0000)
bragging about being from West Virginia (1.0000)
shows that only have eight episodes per season (1.0000)
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sucking her left one until she had a breastgasm (0.0000)
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using the word "waffletastic" (0.0000)
rubbing one out in the bathroom at church (0.0000)
killing the California girls (0.0000)
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meeting Brian Peppers (12561/0.9789)
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that you're suddenly very interested in the origin of the champagne out of a shoe trope (2336/0.5076)
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